That Pink Thing

Woe, curse of creation during occupation upon ye

Get transformed idiot

Yo whadhhup party peopo!!!

HOLY MOLY

THEY PUT HIM IN A MAID DRESS HAHAHAHA!!!

up late drinking my watwr like a parched cactus

Being a Catholic Furry is like wearing a Star-spangled buttplug

This just in! heh e

Florpin in tha grungle like a real big deskatoo

My phone fell on my face :c

Also thinkin about boys, but only while spinning my revolver and mumbling incoherently

Out here thinkin bout girls. Got my feet kicked up and swingin.

Wingle the way you fingle that pringle!

My copilot keeps bugging me for a cigarette

I have consumed roughly too many beands :(

Truly, the arrogance of the housefly must be magnificent as the first rays of sunrise. I only wish they’d have it SOMEWHERE ELSE.

hehe more little BUG planet

I wish road blocks had more laundry games.

The burden of work horny

The @twist.dog beasts have arrived. They are fitting in well with the locals

There’s only so many horses in the store

There’s a lady in my head who calls me not enough. But I can barely her that voice because an even louder little voice is screaming LET THE NINE YEAR OLD DRIVE

*Breaks into your house cutely*

Cockatoos are so silly, they scream for no reason and have so much fun doing it

Pigs are funny

Horses are cowards. There’s a reason they failed the “man’s best friend” placement exam.

Chickens are funny

Cows are funny