Spinal Tap Quotes

NIGEL: Well, I don’t know, wh-wh-what are the hours?

NIGEL: We’re anything but racists.

You been bad
Don't do what I say
You don't listen
And you never obey

I think that the problem may have
been... that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
Alright? That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.
IAN: I really think you’re just making a much too big thing out of it.

Hey!

REBA: What’s the problem, sir?
SMITTY: Can you give me a hand, please?

MARTY: Denis Eton-Hogg, the president of Polymer Records.
IAN: Yes.
MARTY: ...was recently knighted, what were the circumstances surrounding his knighthood?
IAN: The specific reason why he was knighted was uh for the founding of Hoggwood, which is um, a summercamp for pale, young boys.

DEREK: Where’d they print that, where’d they print that?
DAVID: Where did that appear?
NIGEL: That’s not real, is it?
DEREK: You can’t print that!

I look to the stars and the answer is clear
I look in the mirror and see what I fear

No more sniffing strangers, or running free at night

DEREK: No it’s not an exit. Not an exit.

BOBBI: And I don’t think that a sexy cover is the answer for why an album sells or doesn’t sell because you tell
me...the “White Album”, what was that? There was nothing on that goddamn cover. Excuse me, the phone’s
ringing. Ian we’ll talk about this after.
IAN: Okay, bye bye.

Brady Bunch and Smokey Bear

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love

<Closing credits>
MARTY: Do you feel that playing rock’n’roll...music keeps you a child? That is, keeps you in a state of arrested
development?

DAVID: No, we, we shan’t work together again.

We raise our voices in the night
Crying to heaven
And will our voices be heard

IAN: How slight?

MARTY: It’s very pretty.

The shepherd with his flock
The miner with his coal
We're in this together... and ever

'Twas my lucky bun day

In the shade of a jungle glade
Or the rush of the crushing street
On the plain, on the foamy main
You can never escape from the beat

NIGEL: Well, I suppose I could, uh, work in a shop of some kind or... or do uh... freelance... selling of some sort
of... uh... product, you know...

ASO: Excuse me, sir, do you have any metal objects in your pockets?
DEREK: Yeah.

The door that used to open has now closed without a crack
Woman, you're like the Empire, and I still want you back

And the people stood and stared
Loved us more than we had dared to, in America

We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past

DAVID: Other way. Other way. Other way.
DEREK: Other way. Other way.

Well, you got the eyes, you got the lips
With your long blonde hair and your wild young hips
You look like a million, including tips...

Milk and sugar
Bread and Jam
Yes please, sir, and thank you ma'm
Here I am