Jenna Brooks (Glatzer)

Jenna Brooks (Glatzer)

@heyitsjenna.bsky.social

Hi. Fiction and nonfiction writer, editor, reviewer. Cozy gamer (Stardew Valley, Pikmin Bloom). Single mom. Person with vocal disorder. Democrat. Your ally. She/her. Still loves Buffy. Still hates Nazis. www.jennaglatzer.com

5,298 Followers 466 Following 110 Posts Joined Sep 2023
3 months ago

I know we need Mamdani in NY and all, but I feel like if he just hangs out at the White House a while longer, we might get Trump to agree to deport himself?

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4 months ago

Happy Halloween! 🎃 May your candy bowl be plentiful and your jack o’ lanterns fresh for an abnormally long time.

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7 months ago

My electric toothbrush lost its charge mid-brush and my actual reaction was, “Darn, guess I can’t brush anymore.” Then I remembered brushes still function manually and I braved it like a cavewoman.

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7 months ago

She voted no. I don’t understand how people are still ignoring this.

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11 months ago

My favorite pic of the day so far. Go, Utah!

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11 months ago
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This is Utah in case anyone’s wondering how pissed off people are. I have never seen anything like this.

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11 months ago

Uninterested in your criticism of a man who’s doing his all right now, thanks

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11 months ago
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Cory Booker: The Mayor of Twitter and Blizzard Superhero If you're a mayor of a northeastern U.S. city, you probably despise Cory Booker right now, because the tweeting mayor of Newark, N.J., is now...

If you asked me which senator could possibly break Strom Thurmond’s hateful endurance record, Cory Booker would have always been my first guess because of that time he was out digging his neighbors out of a snowpocalypse till 3 am, took a brief nap, and got right back out there again.

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11 months ago

“If America hasn’t broken your heart, then you don’t love her enough.”
-Senator Cory Booker

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1 year ago

If gunshots were happening even half as often as my neighbors on the Ring app think gunshots are happening, no one in my town would still be alive

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1 year ago

I hate that we’ve ceded this ground. WaPo was a great paper and there are still excellent reporters there.

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1 year ago

That looks so beautiful

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1 year ago

Thank you.

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1 year ago

Thank you!

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1 year ago

Sure, thanks

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1 year ago

Daytime, too. Mine came out only at night.

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1 year ago

Anyone who punches Nazis is okay with me.

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1 year ago

Yes! I used to get a possum climbing the tree to get to my birdfeeder! Too afraid to stock it now because of bird flu 🙁

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1 year ago

Terrific. Now add groups so we can get off FB. 😁

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1 year ago

We are!

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1 year ago

Every relationship needs two kinds of people: one to sing the lead line in @tmbg.bsky.social's "Whistling in the Dark" and one to sing the "Whistling. Whistling. Dark. Dark" part.

#TMBG forever

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1 year ago

I have just learned that olives are considered fruit and this is the final straw for me

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1 year ago

Never seen a pattern like that before!

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1 year ago

It’s so hard to vet everyone… I’m trying to follow back only people who I think are adding to the conversation, but also don’t want good ppl to feel ignored!

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1 year ago
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Buffy Reboot Confirmed With Sarah Michelle Gellar (and Surprising Marvel Director) A revival of Buffy the Vampire Slayer is close to getting the green light, according to a report by Deadline. On Monday, the outlet learned from sources familiar with the deal that Hulu is almost prep...

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? BUFFY IS COMING BACK! WITH... DOLLY PARTON?! I have written like 8 posts here, and one of them involved Dolly Parton and my bio involves Buffy. I think I willed this into existence?

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1 year ago

Security questions stink for anyone trying to forget a bad childhood. It's all "what street did you grow up on" and "grandmother's maiden name." Can't we think of adult questions? What's your most hated vegetable? How tall are you? What fantasy plays out in your head about how to best punish Trump?

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1 year ago

I am sooo warm

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1 year ago

Ok, but I’m lying in bed and that cat looks like it’s judging me. Now I have to get up so it’ll quit looking at me like that 😁

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1 year ago

Nope, I got outbid on everything. But I’m glad that means it raised a lot of money!

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1 year ago
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“DEI is not a threat. It’s a gift.”

— Alicia Keys accepting the Global Impact Award at the #GRAMMYs .

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