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Ioana Bouariu

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Data girl for the airports in Norway. Find me on Linkedin: https://www.linkedin.com/in/ioanabouariu Lp(a) sucks. Cancer sucks. I’m choosing to live in the moment more.

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When you think this year has been a mess, but it’s only just passed January…

01.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
My 5 year old wearing swim goggles while practicing backstroke in an indoor swimming pool, floating on their back with one arm raised out of the water as they move forward.

My 5 year old wearing swim goggles while practicing backstroke in an indoor swimming pool, floating on their back with one arm raised out of the water as they move forward.

On our way to swim class, my 5 year old kid and I were talking about swim competitions, gold medals and how much he would like a gold #medal like #davidpopovici got. He also he said that taking someone else’s medal doesn’t make you a winner, makes you a thief. 😶

19.01.2026 18:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An orange-haired toddler sitting on the ground at a carnival game, crying angrily with fists clenched after losing. Colorful stuffed prizes, a gold chalice, a spinning game wheel, and ‘Sorry, try again’ tickets are visible behind him.

An orange-haired toddler sitting on the ground at a carnival game, crying angrily with fists clenched after losing. Colorful stuffed prizes, a gold chalice, a spinning game wheel, and ‘Sorry, try again’ tickets are visible behind him.

Toddler tantrum energy.

19.01.2026 13:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A snowy train platform in Norway this winter afternoon. Train tracks curve to the right, bordered by overhead power lines and dark metal poles silhouetted against a deep blue sky. Near the horizon, a soft band of yellow and orange light marks the returning daylight. Snow covers the ground, with footprints along the platform, and a single person walks in the distance.

A snowy train platform in Norway this winter afternoon. Train tracks curve to the right, bordered by overhead power lines and dark metal poles silhouetted against a deep blue sky. Near the horizon, a soft band of yellow and orange light marks the returning daylight. Snow covers the ground, with footprints along the platform, and a single person walks in the distance.

15:30. Norway. The light is back. ❄️🌤️

06.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me trying to convince ChatGPT that what’s happening now is actually happening 🤦‍♀️

03.01.2026 10:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And if you wish upon a star..link satellite, does Elon Musk have to pay for the wish? 😆

21.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A Starlink satellite breaks apart in space, throwing debris around and is rapidly moving towards earth - The Economic Times A Starlink satellite faced a serious issue in orbit. Its propulsion tank failed, causing it to spin uncontrollably and break into pieces. This incident sped up its fall back to Earth. SpaceX confirmed...

Or was it this? m.economictimes.com/us/science-t...

21.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Ursid meteor shower: What to know and how to watch the peak | CNN The Ursids will peak around the time of the winter solstice under dark skies with chances of enhanced meteor activity.

I saw what appeared like a shooting star this evening when looking for the northern lights outside the door. Was it this? edition.cnn.com/2025/12/20/s...

21.12.2025 20:54 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie . ALT: a little girl is laughing with her fist in the air while wearing a vest and tie .

Just a few more hours until the light returns #wintersolstice #followthesun

21.12.2025 05:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My current view. 4 pm and pitch black in Norway. There was a bit of light from 10 to 3 PM. Things should look brighter after December 21. Literally.

10.12.2025 16:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Think that I did this in NOTEBOOK before!

21.11.2025 10:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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21.11.2025 10:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A print screen of my new shortcut from Sharepoint folder to Fabric lakehouse files.

A print screen of my new shortcut from Sharepoint folder to Fabric lakehouse files.

Ah, look at this!

21.11.2025 10:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Heads-up to anyone still down in the porridge of #Fabric, we got all these shortcut possibilities now - notice OneDrive and Sharepoint! Brb as I am currently re-doing my solutions.

21.11.2025 10:17 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

Yay!

08.10.2025 06:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Morning view from my kitchen window overlooking a peaceful neighborhood street that slopes down toward a misty lake. The lake reflects the soft golden light of sunrise, surrounded by trees in autumn colors. Low fog drifts above the water and fields in the valley, with rolling hills and scattered clouds glowing under a clear blue sky in the distance.

Morning view from my kitchen window overlooking a peaceful neighborhood street that slopes down toward a misty lake. The lake reflects the soft golden light of sunrise, surrounded by trees in autumn colors. Low fog drifts above the water and fields in the valley, with rolling hills and scattered clouds glowing under a clear blue sky in the distance.

Celebrating that it’s Wednesday and the only thing on my agenda, after work, is a yoga session. Also, this view!

08.10.2025 06:55 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

The first 3 lines gave me anxiety.
Enjoy your trip!

03.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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First look at Fabric Map on top of Fabric RTI In the last couple of months, I have written about various ways to work with Microsoft Fabric Real-Time Intelligence data, both about ingesting, enriching, and representing. Adding Microsoft Fabric…

Working with geospatial data? Check out #Fabric_RTI Map for layered visualizations. Get context data from Lakehouses or real-time data from KQL Databases and represent it in Data layers. Learn about using KQL for location data at
sandervandevelde.wordpress.com/2025/09/26/f... #mvpbuzz

27.09.2025 15:30 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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We finally have 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿-𝗱𝗲𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 (𝗨𝗗𝗙) in DAX!

Don't make mistakes; this is not a user data function in Fabric.

This is a new DAX feature, the most important one in the last five years.

Read/watch more:
https://www.sqlbi.com/articles/introducing-user-defined-functions-in-dax/

16.09.2025 09:11 — 👍 25    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 2
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GitHub - microsoft/presidio: An open-source framework for detecting, redacting, masking, and anonymizing sensitive data (PII) across text, images, and structured data. Supports NLP, pattern matching, ... An open-source framework for detecting, redacting, masking, and anonymizing sensitive data (PII) across text, images, and structured data. Supports NLP, pattern matching, and customizable pipelines...

This looks nice.

21.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 39    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 1
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Have an actual conversation with your agent about your Fabric Eventhouse timeseries data In my previous blog post about the Fabric RTI MCP, I showed how to get started with the MCP and use the GitHub Copilot chat in Visual Studio Code to ‘talk’ to your Real-Time data via th…

Talk to your device, your data just got a voice. Have a real chat with your Microsoft Fabric RTI data using speech-to-text and text-to-speech. No keyboard needed anymore, just voice. sandervandevelde.wordpress.com/2025/08/08/h... #mvpbuzz

08.08.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Annie chilling on the sofa

14.08.2025 20:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As my daughter is sitting on the sofa watching tv with her Resusci Annie, the CPR doll from this week’s swimming camp, I am reminded of this story of its famous face:

14.08.2025 14:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Want to know when your #GitHub account was created? Use #PowerShell: (Invoke-RestMethod -Uri 'https://api.github.com/users/{username}').created_at

13.08.2025 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a white shirt and tie is making a funny face . ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is making a funny face .

Makes the days when I have home office something to really look forward to

13.08.2025 20:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with framed pictures on it
13.08.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a person is holding a small kitten in their arms and says `` cats always win '' . ALT: a person is holding a small kitten in their arms and says `` cats always win '' .
13.08.2025 07:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is my foiled portrait of a unicorn!

#art #animal #unicorn #rainbow #sciart #printart #handmade

11.08.2025 16:25 — 👍 75    🔁 13    💬 3    📌 1
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🏠 Home Assistant 2025.8 is here! The summer ☀️ of AI ✨

📢 www.home-assistant.io/blog/2025/08...

AI Tasks unlock new powers 🤖, lightning-fast streaming TTS 🔊, easier control of individual light group members 💡, weekday time triggers 📅, and a brand-new energy flow chart ⚡️

#HomeAssistant

06.08.2025 18:35 — 👍 62    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 0

Last week, @dotdot.horse and I launched PSInclusive, a new GitHub org dedicated to publishing tools that support differently abled folks.

We kicked things off during #PSWednesday with the Accessibility #PowerShell module, a collection of functions designed to help differently abled folks.
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11.08.2025 20:14 — 👍 7    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0