Ryan Kearney

community bank president/physically abusive alcoholic firefighter 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

This guy should've been our VP.

it’s a shame that four of the five young people to live in that freakishly empty town don’t survive long enough to help her with it……

until leaving Silicon Valley to pursue his lifelong dream of scheduling pill dipersements for a mental institution in Indiana…..

and it’s even worse than you thought……

if you wish to see SCREAM 7 but have yet to do so (🥴) please keep scrolling so i may safely blurt my astonishment at this dogshit film choosing, as 2 of its 3 Ghostfaces, “escaped asylum patient with no dialogue” + “Google AI expert turned psych ward orderly (?) with one scene and zero motive” ?!

I genuinely cannot get over him launching a war from his house in Palm Beach.

🥱

Press gave Biden far worse coverage for a small number of American soldiers dying while leaving a war than to Trump for a similar number dying while starting a war for no reason. It makes you think!

“going to be” ?!

see this is actually a quite good statement

Two posts from Andy Cohen in succession. First one says “Goos morning!” Second one says “Posted before reading the news. wtf”

okay gn

went to gym!

you mean you *aren’t* impressed with the CBS lineup i saw yesterday advertising “new ‘CIA’ right after ‘FBI’”…..?

democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

came home to discover that my father has gotten very into INDUSTRY…..

another day of gym!

more gym!

gym!

LOVE STORY conjuring back up a favorite bit of lore for my mother, when in ~1980 she and her roommate at Indiana University asked an operator to connect them with JFK Jr. at his Brown dorm, the operator did, he answered, and the three of them just….gabbed? casually?! then never spoke again?!

Friday at home 🎉

Masked paramilitaries marching in front of a hanging Trump banner on the DoJ

This picture is so crazy that if you had this as a scene in a made-for-TV dystopian scifi movie in like 2014 people would switch channels because you’d ruined the suspension of disbelief.

oh THIS fucking thing 🫩

the way that “President Trump” is only even a thing that exists because 10 years ago there was a catastrophic chain reaction set off by concerns that the DOJ was insufficiently independent of the White House 🫠

and if one were to, hypothetically, lack even the vaguest notion of what “APT” is………..

seeing this shit while donald trump is president is enough to melt my brain

the replies…really cannot emphasize enough that this insufferable bit where every Dem is the smartest savviest pundit talking themselves out of voting for what they want is exactly how we got stuck with Biden, a man for whom i went a year-long primary without meeting one single genuine enthusiast!!!