Tamatoa's teeth

Staggering costs of an insane and illegal war

Surely they're hermaphroditic egg layers

"Fidel Castro must not threaten us with nukes"

🎶it ain't me, it ain't meeeeee🎶

My 6 yo has also not lost a tooth yet, and she is getting super depressed about it. So much FOMO

Dogshit breakfast protein nuggets for MEN who like MANSTUFF

My PCP got straight up mad at me for asking for an adhd assessment. He begrudgingly referred me to Rula then he got mad again when I said I was diagnosed, already had the coping skills they try to teach you, and just needed to be able to focus when friends and family talk to me 🫠

If it's the right bread this could be good

I grew up in Oklahoma where this is an exceedingly common belief system. A lot of evangelicals want to use Israel to accelerate into their vision of the end times

Highlight so far is this MPD officer stopping his patrol of the USIP building to grab a cooke and saying to himself, "When in Rome, man."

Hehe I'd fit right in with you

A sci fi novel where the shahed drone descendant 3697 makes a sudden leap into conscious awareness and time travels back to stop its own birth

we talk about carcinization, but never about the many, many times plants have invented the “tree.”

Tree is not a kind of plant, it is a thing plats do, and they are by and large unrelated.

www.education.com/common-core/...

Here is a list of what is expected of having a 5th grade reading level.

"Describe how a narrator’s or speaker’s point of view influences how events are described."

Imagine not being able to perceive and understand the idea of a biased point of view.

Chiseled

The most charitable interpretation of Platner still leaves us with someone plainly unfit for any elected office, much less the Senate. I don't think it's hyperbolic to say there are risks in putting into high office a person who keeps saying "whoops, another neo-Nazi association, I'm such a dummy."

Ugh hard no

We have a literal vaccine for cancer. incredible

You're a good egg. Being good and kind is something any of us can do to make a difference

Also I'm giggling because it looks like the shed has an old timey wig of white hair

Maybe it's in kelvin ? Does the atmosphere seem to be condensing?

Future Nobel prize in economics to study the game theory of grifting a dwindling captive population

I know, it just gets golden goodness at the end, but they stopped going in the same direction. this would be really great footage if you spent time tracking it and refining, but i wont.

I'm sure you hear this a lot but you are really freaking talented

Alright here's tonight's false sunset/non-euclidean sunset sped up, then slowed down the final green flash at the end. Good stuff! We love to see it!

Scrotage?

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Gone with the Wind 2: Wind Harder

Anyone encountering this situation with a moral backbone will not regret walking away