Churches Roasting on an Open Fire

thats not your "golden retriever boyfriend". thats the saddest girl alive

I AM THE ONE WHO ADDS

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

Oh god

"little drummer boy" huh, or is it *pulls off rubber mask* LARS ULRICH OF METALLICA???

If anyone can be described as making excessive death metal it's Esoctrilihum

I say again as I have every year, the little drummer boy a) had to have the ox and lamb keep time for him, and b) didn't even have blastbeats

"Darkthrone AI cover"

That one Gustave Dore artwork of death sitting atop the world

The most generic black metal band of all time: Spectral Spectre, with their debut album cover being That One Gustave Dore Piece

"And on every hand I saw a great plain of woe and cruel torment. Bitter tombs were scattered with flame made to glow all over, hotter than iron need be for any craft. And such dire laments issued forth as come only from those who are truly wretched, suffering and forever lost!"
- The Divine Comedy

Hebrews 8:13 ("In speaking of a new covenant, she makes the first one obsolete. And what is becoming obsolete and growing old is ready to vanish away.")

that's some real

😎

hot girl shit

WERE THEY BORN IN A BARN??

Hi

This honestly just looks like shit

you know what’s missing in music these days, is the deedle-dee. like ‘lord i was born a ramblin man [DEEDLE-DEE].’ or ‘workin for the clampdown [DEEDLE-DEE].’ i know this is chopped as hell of me but the deedle-dees are the best part of every song they’re in so 🤷‍♀️

Tumblr post screen capture by nocryptographer about how to tell AI slop from a story that was created by a human being.

If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.

YOOOO thank you!!

I was made aware of this roughly two seconds after searching the black metal tag when I got a tumblr lmao

A row of black metal tapes featuring: Zeicrydeus - La Grande Heresie Valdrin - Throne of the Lunar Soul Lucifixion - Trisect Joys of Pierced Hearts Auriferous Flame - Ardor for Black Mastery Lust Hag - Irrevocably Drubbed Sulfurous Presence - Demo I

tape rotation of late

trans werewolves from hell deserve the entire world

every time someone with "trans werewolf from hell" in their bandcamp bio buys one of my albums my power grows tenfold

said guy also often wore a slutty little crop top let's not forget

the second wave of black metal was gay as hell. why were you all trying to get into some guy's inner circle 🤨

my audience is mostly weird trans people which is exactly the way I want it

lollllll

Nunca hago esto pero hoy es viernes de bandcamp, esto significa que los creadores nos llevamos todo el importe que paguéis por nuestra música, así que si os gusta el black metal hecho por tranas en su casa sin recursos y que suena regular estáis de suerte porque yo hago esto
hypokonder.bandcamp.com

Handel did though