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Companies would be better not handing out anything for Employee Appreciation day than some of the half-assed, cheap "gifts" I've seen people sharing around

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

They did not, in fact, love his nuts

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

You’re telling me this pizza is pan?

Logan Square is such a cool area! Congrats!

it's awesome how much money grocery chains are willing to spend on Theft Deterring Infrastructure like chest high traffic gates and "AI"-augmented cameras and riot-geared rentacops, but they absolutely refuse to pay for more than one cashier to man their four dusty checkout lanes at any given time.

This explains a lot about Billy Idol actually

I remember Pokemon cards got banned from my elementary school at one point because they were causing so much drama and trouble.

Beyblades were really popular for a bit but never got to the "banned" level.

One was an auto worker; the other was a mechanical design engineer.

Was able to pull the official job title from the latter since I have one of his old business cards.

Juby pls

Fredhead

Now I want donuts

She certainly has me enchanted.

Here he come

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

There is no stopping you now.

Or stopping me from trying to steal a bite

I like!

Happy Birthdog

They might finally make me go to Mac

And keep your Fender within... well, not *arm's* reach...

Reading mid-1990s furry Discourse and laughing at:

1-How similar a lot of it is to today's
2-The disdain for newcomers at the time referred to people who found the fandom through *the internet*

Should have asked you for some mayo instead

Plenty of room on the couch for a friend on this #TightyWhitiesTuesday!

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I know absolutely nothing about real estate but I'm decidedly nervous about getting in over my head or signing my name on a bad deal.

The house is nice, the location looks fair, the price is right, I just don't have the up front cash to throw at it.

My kingdom for down payment money

Less of a thing in the era of LEDs, but for the longest time those little faux-candle lights were *enormous* fire hazards

Get Saudi Arabia to fund it and it’s just LIV

But a 4-week month can also be divided evenly