Matt Bruce

Dick Cheney big naturals

Dick Cheney died

I know I’ve been out of NY for a long time; just know I’m hoping with you for that last minute surge that turns this into a cakewalk for us; Seattle voters do this on the reg, so I’m vibing for that energy.

Boomers and Gen X vote early versus more liberal/leftist ideologies who wait til the last minute, though, right?

Mike, I’m so sorry. It was very clear she knew how much you loved her.

Like he’s never seen Inglorious Basterds and asked, “hey why is my tattoo is on Christopher Walz hat?”

AZ’s Floette is effectively an ICBM if that’s anything.

And on top of all of that, we’ve also got what are effectively both Pokemon ghettos and nightly areas of the city that turn into The Purge, and within minutes of arriving to this new city, you’re forced into both a gang and a contractor for the police state, the game’s truly unhinged.

The Ozempic epidemic has hit the Hiker training class in Kalos.

Good Place: Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide.

Popular accounts asking what aura farming is, is aura farming, and they know it.

Happy bday babe 🥰🥰🥰

A photo of myself about to sing a duet with Darby Lynn Cartwright and Alexis P. Bevels. Darby is wearing white jeans and a Dan Marino Jersey, Alexis is wearing a gown in the style of Margery Tyrell.

Darby and Alexis performed at my wedding last night and I got to sing a duet with them.

Weapons failed bury your gays.

I’m getting married on Saturday. I just bought a Home Depot Big Skeleton as a prop for photos. I feel untethered from
reality.

dril "you do not, under any circumstances, 'gotta hand it to them'" meme tweet.

Chris,

Pickle spears with tajín to honor those slop cheaters.

No ❤️.

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Where is White Shrek?

I just remembered how I learned, last year on this day, that this was a real person and not a younger June Diane-Raphael doing a character.

hearing reports that Kash Patel has opened his eyes even wider in an attempt to locate the shooter

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Yeah, because of the VMAs are being held on CBS for some reason.

Both Amy Sedaris and Poehler said they wouldn’t want to do 8 shows, so I think the next logical replacements are Margot Martindale, Ann Dowd, Cherry Jones, Cheyenne Jackson, or June Squibb.

Honestly, Colbert’s about to have a bunch of free time, he’d kill it.

Taran really said, “I’m supporting local woman.” About #hatgate, lmao #bb27

Folks discussing Big Brother US. We yap a lot while we watch the live feeds when the show airs over the summer. If it’s clogging up your feed up, Bsky makes it easy to mute the hashtag 🙂

I need to know everyone in the veto’s dominant hands, because if everyone’s right handed, only Vince did not grab the poisoned glass with their dominant hand every, single, time. #bb27