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Claude B

@claudius-maximus.bsky.social

In my tired era ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ 80s kid/Adult adjacent Backlog procrastinator Remain vigilant, always.

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I loved when heโ€™d start to crash out and not pay you any mind, flailing about and making this face ๐Ÿคฃ

28.01.2026 04:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reminds me of Nadine in The Stand when she linked up with Randall Flagg.

29.10.2025 09:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really is! 20+ people at my job had it recently, and of course none of them wore masks, nor would take a test. The moment I saw several of them coughing, sneezing, etc, I immediately took a test, and sure enoughโ€ฆCovid.

25.09.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Propped up by a douche, another grifter on the right!

23.08.2025 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weโ€™ll go with that! ๐Ÿ˜…

21.08.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right?? I always heard either โ€œCaribou queenโ€ or โ€œKaren you quit!โ€

21.08.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Learned very young that chosen family is just as, if not even more important, than blood. Canโ€™t choose our families, but certainly who we surround ourselves with.

21.08.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, I used to think Billy Ocean was singing โ€œCaribou Queen! No more shedding the strange dreamโ€, so itโ€™s easy to see how I might flub a password.

21.08.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I used to stress over having a major backlog, and then I look at this like โ€œyโ€™know, maybe I WILL have time to get to it all.โ€

20.08.2025 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pissy Watters would be fraught with an unhinged concern of whether or not he used straws and the specific ways in which it was used. Closely, in full detail.

09.08.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re in for a ride. Havenโ€™t had a game move me like this in quite some time!

09.08.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DigiMetal Alchemon, love it!

08.08.2025 14:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Journalists need to start and normalize laughing in these peopleโ€™s faces, because pfffff! ๐Ÿคฃ

08.08.2025 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Board game nights with a group on Thursdays, reading, and lots of home DIY. Just finished a bathroom recently and couldnโ€™t be more excited for the next project!

30.07.2025 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This that 5d chess theyโ€™re always on about? ๐Ÿคญ

29.07.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Both games are some of my favs, and the OSTs as well. Glad I broke out the PS2, because I might have to go back to where it all stemmed with Drakengard.

25.07.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broke out the PS2 recently because I wanna dive back into Radiata Stories. Might have to grab that strategy guide again though, because I recall there being 100+ recruitable people, on their own schedules, and some only available when the path branches ๐Ÿ˜ฌ Also for Tales of the Abyss.

25.07.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Olโ€™ Pissy Watters would avoid it, if all his thoughts werenโ€™t so consumed by men and what theyโ€™re doing. How they purse their lips using straws, how they slurp soup, how they lick ice creamโ€ฆthe list goes on. Iโ€™m sure he prances the halls nightly, absolutely wrecked about it.

22.07.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg thank you!!! Felt like I was by myself on that one.

22.07.2025 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Unfortunate package wrinkles always give me a good laugh.

17.07.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are entirely too many who speak it now, and yet these are the same ones yelling at folks to โ€œspeak English!โ€ Um, you guys canโ€™t even do that properlyโ€ฆ

16.07.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m struggling to finish it because donโ€™t want it to be over!

14.07.2025 17:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had this game on NESโ€ฆ it was certainly a game, that was on the NES.

06.07.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never forgiven them for taking away Pizzarias, to this day ๐Ÿ˜ค

06.07.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŽถlast name Ever, first name Lamest๐ŸŽถ

29.06.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They can try to take us out of books, but weโ€™ll still read them to filth.

28.06.2025 12:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That part! A complete and utter stain on humanity, and they celebrate each other for it. Absolutely vile.

26.06.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s 100% that.
White guy at work complaining โ€œyou just watch, white people are gonna be the minority!โ€ To which I said โ€œSo? And? Whatโ€ฆyou worried youโ€™ll be treated how you treat minorities?โ€
Cricketsโ€ฆ

26.06.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m surprised olโ€™ Pissy Watters has time in his schedule to think about anything other than men pursing their lips on straws.

26.06.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The worst! โ€œNo Brian, it could just be that youโ€™re a shit human on purpose with zero self-awareness and zero accountability, and smiling isnโ€™t gonna change that.โ€

24.06.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0