actually, im astrid

sheev ur living in 2099 god damn

i am curious about the pros and cons of such a set up!

kind of got hype when megas started showing up

im probably in a weird category as im enjoying za now that im further in it lol

talk to me about this straw thing sheev

really mad that this one clip makes the game look fire

god… he’s so brave… you’ve got full tactical support smams. godspeed

abort the operation smams; get out of there!!!

"Those who sacrifice themselves for their job aren't pros... ..just fools. "

i know that’s right

im makin chips

“don’t worry. the only thing that could take down a machine like this is a cyborg ninja or maybe a man with a bandana. thankfully neither of those are real!”

damn sorry i was napping

this guy

nap time should be mandatory at work

thank u bungis…. u save me…. 😭

the union is a big reason i stick with my current job

i used to work construction and custodial in the past and part of me yearns for the simple straightforwardness of an aching body at the end of the day instead of a migraine and a sense of wasted time

when u get new sunglasses

hey guys what should i make with potatoes later

an enormous amount of time spent in an office job is making emails look the way someone else wants them to look

haha got u nappin

if i dont get a like from you my first thought it honestly “lmao, she sleepin, what an eepy girl; slumberfest snoozedozer over here am i right”

will insurance cover that for me

who else up early washin they rice

just the perks of being an s-tier subscriber i guess 🥰

sorry i had indica

then what’s up with this bomb i had to have removed emma ):<

i like it ):<

oh yeah i paid a dark web engineer 5 blortcoins to remove it.

if you don’t get a reply in 5 seconds, the bomb in your neck goes off. sorry reply girls this is just the price of riffing emma