Roommate just handed me my chalupas and said “tbell for tboy” I’m dead 😂

If you put on a mean mug and walk fast you get to see the solicitors in the subways actively change their decision to try and talk to you and that’s just one of new york’s little gifts

Ok what do u use because I drew it in paint but haven’t sent it in because it’s embarrassing

Using my first Bluesky post to complain about how hard it is to e-sign a document