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Kris, spelled “Kris”

@nottherealkris.bsky.social

movie/TV poster concept artist and art director; occasional book cover designer and comic creator; comics here: www.blackkeypress.com

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Did a new Blu-ray cover… whysoblu.com/cecile-is-de...

05.03.2026 11:51 — 👍 216    🔁 30    💬 10    📌 2

I don't have a problem with Tim. But I do think it is deleterious that so many smart people spend so much time on X, which has essentially become an algorithmically and AI-optimized far-right MAGA message testing and propaganda machine. People assume X posts represent the masses, but they don't!

05.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 1383    🔁 157    💬 51    📌 9
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May be tacky to post Boys Chat but I stand by this, my favorite Boys Chat hobbyhorse

05.03.2026 03:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Dead dove don’t eat”

This is not my fun fact, but years before Arrested Development I was in HS and I opened my grandma’s garage freezer and there was a paper bad that had “dead owl” written on it and I asked my dad “what’s in the paper bag with ‘dead owl’ written on it” and he says “a dead owl”

05.03.2026 02:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think I have a couple of accidental hand tattoos from the extra fines

05.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was me until i got the Epson EcoTank 8550….sometimes i print shit I don’t have to just to be amazed that it just fucking works

05.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've sometimes thought of this pen as being the very minimum amount of technology that you could take on the time machine 600 years in the past and be assumed a wizard.

05.03.2026 01:45 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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“Uh‘m Buhmun.”

05.03.2026 00:09 — 👍 123    🔁 23    💬 5    📌 0

My pediatrician (1980s) had this pen and a Yoda rubber band’d to his stethoscope and i remember thinking he was the coolest guy I’d ever met (I’d met like 10 guys)

05.03.2026 01:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

1. God tier
2. You’ve never spent more money to get ink all over your hand, in two exciting point sizes: too big and too small, you will spend thousands of $ on these in college
3. Trash
4. Trash cap
5. How is nursing school going?
6. What is this a fucking marker?
7. Jail shiv

05.03.2026 01:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The vibes on Gunn’s philosophy on the DC Universe of Superheroes is starting to feel not great, fellas

05.03.2026 00:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I mean true, but annoyingly used here to put down the current cartoonist which sucks

04.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG it’s that @ceej.online post

04.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember picking up Fantastic Four Big in Japan and thinking what a breath of fresh air it was as Marvel was hip deep in Very Serious Events

04.03.2026 22:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A reminder that if you see Singal in your community, he is there with the aim of assisting unaccountable masked agents of the government in killing you and/or your neighbor.

Act accordingly.

04.03.2026 18:34 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
psychedelic imagery from DC Comics' Swamp Thing

psychedelic imagery from DC Comics' Swamp Thing

Writing about Tatjana Wood today. If you knew her, worked with her, or were influenced by her, please drop me a line!

03.03.2026 21:18 — 👍 18    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
An image of a frog that looks like it’s standing upright and walking, with text that reads “BREAKING: MYSTERIOUS
"FROGMAN" PHOTOGRAPHED”

An image of a frog that looks like it’s standing upright and walking, with text that reads “BREAKING: MYSTERIOUS "FROGMAN" PHOTOGRAPHED”

Please do not put my photo on the internet without my permission especially my ass

03.03.2026 19:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
News clipping that reads:

“As he plots an endgame, Trump appealed directly to the IRGC and other
components of Iran's security apparatus during his video address early Saturday, telling members they will receive immunity if they lay down their arms.”

News clipping that reads: “As he plots an endgame, Trump appealed directly to the IRGC and other components of Iran's security apparatus during his video address early Saturday, telling members they will receive immunity if they lay down their arms.”

Silently writing “ISIS II” on the whiteboard. Looking back at the men at the table, raising an eyebrow before drawing an “S” over the “II” to make a dollar sign, then triumphantly dropping the marker and walking out of the room.

03.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The day after we put the final touches on issues #88-91 of “Swamp Thing”, news broke about the passing of Tatjana Wood, the original colorist on the series. Tomorrow, March 2nd, would have been Tatjana’s 100th birthday. Let’s raise a glass to one of comics’ originals.

02.03.2026 05:09 — 👍 1563    🔁 401    💬 7    📌 4

Depends on the president.

01.03.2026 02:35 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus Christ wtf…this run was before my time so I’ve never been aware of its original color

28.02.2026 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[stares at Samwise Gamgee...continues to stare at Samwise Gamgee]

28.02.2026 20:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

15-20 years ago I packed up all my Eagle Scout stuff to send back to BSA, and I selfishly held on to it bc of what it represents in terms of my relationship with my dad and my hope that BSA would step back from its then-anti gay policies...it feels good to be rewarded for faith in something, tbh

28.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

28.02.2026 15:22 — 👍 2371    🔁 528    💬 26    📌 19

[me, having little experience with either cats or idioms]

Well look who the cat jacked off

27.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not my ass in DF

26.02.2026 21:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. A drawing of a Polaroid SX-70, a foldable instant camera that some would say is one of the best cameras ever in history. It is silver and black with patches of brown fake leather on some of the body panels. It is unfolded into its characteristic mass of unlikely angles. The camera is set against a background rectangle filled with the colors filled with the colors of the Polaroid packaging rainbow. A photo is protruding from the camera and has developed to reveal only white letters on black reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’.

A digital illustration in a colored pencil style. A drawing of a Polaroid SX-70, a foldable instant camera that some would say is one of the best cameras ever in history. It is silver and black with patches of brown fake leather on some of the body panels. It is unfolded into its characteristic mass of unlikely angles. The camera is set against a background rectangle filled with the colors filled with the colors of the Polaroid packaging rainbow. A photo is protruding from the camera and has developed to reveal only white letters on black reading ‘Maybe it’ll happen today’.

07.05.2025 13:31 — 👍 758    🔁 164    💬 0    📌 9

America is still demanding an answer to Wet Man vs Dracula tho @nicklutsko.bsky.social

25.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don’t know what you guys did but I watched the State of the Union from MY president @nicklutsko.bsky.social tonight

25.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 42    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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This isnt about anyone in particular

25.02.2026 03:22 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0