@maxwellspeedmew.bsky.social
Spotty as fuck // Chef 🍳 // nerd cat // hmu on telegram! @MaxwellSpeedmew, talk to me you filthy animals ❤️ NB // She/They
Never
Cheetah
Here we go agaaaaaain
Downtown SLC here I come
One of my D&D players made a deal with a devil
So you know I gotta give them something to sign 🔥
At a green cats door and got greeted by a different cat while I wait for them to let me in 💖
07.09.2025 06:46 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don’t have a ton of props, but you can get a lot of mileage out of a box of random minis and lil trinkets ✨
Love just listening to what my players imagine 🔥
Megaplex I’m in- wait a second 😑
30.08.2025 15:13 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
To Luke. I’m as old as you were now.
Thanks for giving me a role model to look up to, and being the only person I could ever really call family growing up.
You made every life you touched better and taught me to never take anything to seriously when I was at my worst.
Miss you bro.
Cheetahs just gotta perch, it’s in your blood
21.08.2025 15:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Happy birthday to me ✨
Working but having some fun anyway, made a bunch of cream puffs w/ espresso caramel for everyone 🎉
New charcuterie!
Challerhocker
Chabrin
Duck Rillette
Copper caputo
Black pepper-cherry chutney
Caraway crostinis
#cooking #chef
Elias my beloved 💕
13.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yah he already has it lmao, their 11 damage is 11 poison counters
Block it or you die instantly
Fried green tomatoes ✨ with a lil chipotle remoulade
#chef #cooking
It’s a 1 hit KO
03.08.2025 16:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The real winner is the infect ffs insta kill
01.08.2025 16:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Had a forgotten phyrexia mtg pack in my room
Hello blightsteel colossus, I wasn’t expecting guests
Daily reminder that “Good Posture” is just a hoax
Sit gay, do crimes 🔥
Mini sized Lamb meatball plate ✨
Training meal for one of the cooks!
Gotta make sure everyone knows how all the menu items are supposed to taste!
Love my job 💕 open kitchen makes it feel so much more performative and keeps the energy high!
28.07.2025 05:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Made a special! Focaccia bruschetta w/ balsamic arugula salad ✨
#chef #Cooking
One of my daily tasks is to make a big family style meal for all the employees to eat before service starts, I get to make whatever I want and am encouraged to be original and stretch my imagination for new cooking styles.
I’ve been loving my job, very intense but crazy rewarding!
New steak set 🔥
Smoke piquillo sauce & shishitos with lemon
Panzanella cherry salad & apricot cream 💖
19.07.2025 16:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Made a special today ✨
Chicken satay!
Coconut, ginger, lime, and gochujang marinade w/ peanut sauce over squash🔥
Fun with friends at AC!
Thanks y’all was super fun getting to a big US con and meeting so many cool peeps!
Harrisa glazed chicken & cauliflower puree✨
18.07.2025 17:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did a bunch of knife work this morning✨
Honesty just cutting stuff can be really therapeutic
Fried avocado tacos 💖
These watermelon radish’s look crazy! Always fun for a bright pop of color
Omg 👀
Let’s get blasted on arizonas together ❤️
More pride specials and flags up at work 💞
Made a pride cake for this weekend 🌈
