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True blue living in a purple state | Mom | Dog mom | Wife | Hawkeye | Reader | so much moreโ€ฆ END CITIZENS UNITED!!! ๐Ÿ’™

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He looks like an old man in clown makeup wearing a stupid hat. The exact opposite of presidential.

01.03.2026 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seems to be the patternโ€ฆ

28.02.2026 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11980    ๐Ÿ” 3781    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 345    ๐Ÿ“Œ 142

Analysis | With Stephen Miller running America's domestic policy, Benjamin Netanyahu running its foreign policy, and Donald Trump heading up interior decorating and bribe-taking, the executive branch has tripled its efficiency.

28.02.2026 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1446    ๐Ÿ” 374    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
28.02.2026 12:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1296    ๐Ÿ” 419    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 138    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Many of the USโ€™s 347 million people would also like the regime removed. Just sayinโ€™.

28.02.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€ฆ

28.02.2026 13:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1391    ๐Ÿ” 461    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Some of them got the message. There are 25 players on the team and only 8 showed up for this spectacle.

25.02.2026 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski are totally out of control. $172 MILLION in taxpayer dollars for Gulfstream jets?

Skipping search and rescue for migrant flights?

Where is the accountability?

24.02.2026 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฏ

22.02.2026 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9010    ๐Ÿ” 3707    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 175    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116
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A Helpful explainer about our wildly misunderstood immigration laws from @sawyerhackett.bsky.social

22.02.2026 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1660    ๐Ÿ” 889    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51
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Hilarious

20.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11093    ๐Ÿ” 1842    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 377    ๐Ÿ“Œ 165

This is my not shocked face. ๐Ÿซฉ

20.02.2026 03:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฎ

18.02.2026 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UN panel says Epstein abuses may constitute โ€˜crimes against humanityโ€™ Experts say newly released documents show the need for an independent investigation into Epstein's sex-trafficking ring.

Trump: Itโ€™s a hoax. We should move on.

Trumpโ€™s DOJ: Thereโ€™s nothing to investigate.

The UN: The revelations suggest a global criminal enterpriseโ€ฆa number of the abuses meet the legal threshold of crimes against humanity.

www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/202...

18.02.2026 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3475    ๐Ÿ” 1422    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 61

DO NOT LOOK AWAY.

Two-month old babies, choking on their own vomit while detained by ICE? I can't even believe I typed that sentence.

MAGA, you can't keep clinging to your "oh, they need to come here legally" bullshit. These are BABIES.

Where is the humanity?
Shut these concentration camps DOWN.

18.02.2026 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1128    ๐Ÿ” 553    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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The good news is, on earth 2 we used the gazillion dollars we collected in tariffs to pay off the debt in full.

18.02.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1318    ๐Ÿ” 388    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

This is a weird way to tell seven billion people youโ€™re actively embezzling funds youโ€™ve placed in a secret Qatari bank account without any Congressional oversight.

17.02.2026 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

17.02.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ”Ž SCOOP: Anderson Cooper To Depart 60 Minutes Legendary Newsman Will Focus on CNN And Family

I'm sure it is just a coincidence that this announcement comes after it was discovered that partisan hack Bari Weiss was working to cut Anderson Cooper's 60 Minutes piece on Trump *loving* immigrantsโ€”but only if they are white South Africans.
www.breakermedia.com/p/scoop-ande...

16.02.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2011    ๐Ÿ” 621    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Doesnโ€™t eVerify already do this for employers? What is this system that is so fraught with errors?

14.02.2026 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF. Sheโ€™s saying the quiet part out loud. Does she realize her administration does not think she is part of the โ€œright peopleโ€?

14.02.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So disappointing.

14.02.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure itโ€™s just a coincidence ๐Ÿคจ

13.02.2026 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But they still arenโ€™t turning on Trump?

13.02.2026 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

12.02.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17999    ๐Ÿ” 7110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 619    ๐Ÿ“Œ 355
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Excluding recessions, 2025 was the worst year for job growth in America in nearly a quarter-century.

But hey, look on the bright side: Donald Trump is getting a free tricked-out Boeing 747 and a fancy new mega-ballroom and a new performing-arts center to show ๐™ˆ๐™š๐™ก๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™– ๐™„๐™„: ๐™๐™๐™š ๐™‰๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ๐™ข๐™–๐™ง๐™š ๐™๐™š๐™ฉ๐™ช๐™ง๐™ฃ๐™จ!

11.02.2026 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1800    ๐Ÿ” 608    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Cartoon by
John Darkow

09.02.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2772    ๐Ÿ” 807    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23