angel

his insufferable smarmy aura is hypnotic

Rümeysa Öztürk describes the library in the prison where she was held for 45 days for co-authoring an op-ed

YouTube video by Robbie Valentino (bluezineman) longest grill

this is the only conspiracy theory i believe

nathan fielder went on CNN to talk about airline safety this morning lmfao

look, like, it's not casablanca, but

text from my father, simply reading:
"WERNER HERZOG"

i know there's a lot going on right now but this demands precedence

running on the single issue of making car headlight temperature 2200K or less

i know i'm always asking this but who do we think would win in a fight between all the tonight show hosts? i mean, jay leno, obviously, but for the sake of argument?

i love social media

words mean things, but some concepts dont have universal & fixed meanings. what constitutes fascism is something that is widely debated. as modern fascism repackages and camouflages itself to avoid being identified for what it is, challenging what qualifies as fascism is totally valid imo

im thirsty what do i dooooooo

I'm like if a depressed teenager was a grown woman

sucks that most of the things that cause cancer are really cool and sexy (cigarettes, lounging in the sun, having boobs)

Crazy Taxi was such a good concept for a game. It’s all in the title. You’re mentally ill, and you own a taxi. Sign me up.

holy fuck i forgot about that

the real ones remember OSAMA! from that one episode of skins (uk)

like u never know, i might think im saying a regular word but it got mandela effected into a slur

my search history is so embarrassing bc its me googling random words and phrases like 30 times a day to make sure im using them right but like, not even big words. just normal ones

in the mood to sow dissent

Haneen and her husband Bassam not only want to survive they want to be a me to have a baby- she was doing IVF before the war and wants to do it again ❤️

I will die on this hill:

The only acceptable Christmas album is Vince Guaraldi Trio’s “a Charlie Brown Christmas”

how come bert and ernie dont have their own gay little movie

pornhub’s 2023 year in review of top relative searches for each state: washington: sensual sex (aw) oregon: nudist california: asian stepmom alaska: sex doll idaho: dildo ride nevada: vegas ?? montana: bdsm wyoming: goth utah: mormon arizona: car sex north dakota: loud wet sex south dakota: shower sex nebraska: rub colorado: femdom new mexico: native american hawaii: hawaiian kansas: close up oklahama: sex dick (iconic) texas: creamy minnesota: tickling iowa: cartoon porn missouri: transformation arkansas: ass to mouth louisiana: big black dick wisconsin: swingers illinois: ass eating kentucky: bouncing boobs tennessee: giantesse mississippi: furry michigan: bondage indiana: chubby alabama: fingering myself ohio: small dick west virginia: nip slip virginia: smoking n. carolina: bubble butt s. carolina: high heels georgia: ebony solo florida: fantasy new hampshire: pierced maine: throuple vermont: pov blowjob massachusetts: orgasm rhode island: doggy style new york: body swap pennsylvania: big boobies connecticut: double vaginal dc: big ass cop (hmmm) new jersey: turkish delaware: college maryland: gloryhole

forget spotify unwrapped, cant wait to see the current psychosexual state of our nation

I have the brain of an idiot, but the mind of a genius

this is what being a girl is like

here u go *throws crumbs at you and u scramble to pick them up off the ground but they blow away*