Saltylingo

shes watching me

updated bio a bit

i do not give a fuck about "being a team player" watch me take out that bile titan with a machete

i suck at video games, but i have fun so thats all that matters

Irk's Finest and Brightest #invaderzim

#deltarune #krusie let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude 💍🤜🤛

🦍

what if the pyramids WERE built by aliens, but they didn't use any sort of advanced technology to do it

it was just like

1 sweaty little green guy

Kul Fyra 2025(spoiler) 확장판 #nsr #nostraightroads #fanart

I finished this a few days ago but couldn’t post it until now (just to be safe) because it’s a birthday gift for my friend :]
I thought it’d be neat to make him crossover art of two things he enjoys
#NSR #nostraightroads #splatoon

it was phenomenal

this video used to offset me a lot, i hated it whenever he stared into the camera

Man Cave

you're feeling homicidal, do not get a taste. please do not wipe out the darkner race

the tf2uber omg

Panel 1: Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto are on stage at a concert venue, in front of cheering fans with teal and red glowsticks. Behind them is a screen large screen displaying a cloudy pink background. Miku: "We will now be performing TRIPLE BAKA!" Panel 2: One person in the crowd points at the stage and blurts out "WAIT! Wasn't there a yellow one in this song??" as others around him either look at him or look forward in silence. The Sanrio Boy and Junji Ito Girl from some of my other comics are there. Panel 3: The crowd begins to chant: "YEL-LOW-ONE!! YEL-LOW-ONE!! YEL-LOW-ONE!!" Panel 4: Miku looks over at Teto, unsure of what to do. Teto only returns her gaze, equally uncertain, as the chant continues in the background. Panel 5: Miku is projecting her phone onto the screen large screen at the back of the stage, for everyone to see, and is now video calling her friend Akita Neru, the yellow-haired girl who was the third one in Triple Baka. Panel 6: Neru picks up the video call, revealing that she's actually in the crowd at the concert, wearing a glowstick halo and holding another glowstick. A guy next to her is pogging, having realized it's her. The crowd explodes in a "RAAAAAAAAAAA"

it doesnt even taste good so the pain isnt even worth it

dr. pepper sucks. i have tried drinking it several times and everytime it gives me a fucking migraine.

my wife better than your wife.
why? just facts can't change fact, sorry.

dude blocked me

"What're y'all givin' up for?"

something i commissioned of my sona (from @hampurrger.bsky.social )