Knowledge Fight Out of Context

a woman in a police uniform is talking to a man and says `` because the flies don 't lie '' . Alt: a woman in a police uniform is talking to a man and says `` because the flies don 't lie '' .

You catch more flies with screaming in their face that they're lied to.

Ep 619

a x fast logo is displayed on a fire background Alt: A car flies out of a fire

There's a witch who has a soul stone that she will trade me for this chilli recipe...so I have to blow up this car.

Ep 1064

a blurry image of a person wearing a red mask Alt: A very serious man pulls off a demon mask to reveal he is, in fact, a priest

I knew we were going to get there eventually, there was going to be a false flag demon attack.

Ep 1060

a man in a plaid shirt says this is what god sent to me through prophecy Alt: a boy in a plaid shirt says this is what god sent to me through prophecy

I don't know if 'idiots die' is in Proverbs

Ep 1056

a person is riding a jet ski in a lake . Alt: A man holds on to his boat as it flies through the air. A clear declaration of war.

What's a plane but a boat?

Ep 1055

a panda bear is hanging from a tree branch . Alt: A panda drops from a tree with all the grace and stealth of an incredibly sloppy assassin

The Chinese government assassins are fucking sloppy.

Ep 1053

a woman is sitting at a table reading a book and says did i just say that ? Alt: a woman is sitting at a table reading a book and says did i just say that ?

He's decided to make a black supremacist one of the unsung heroes of the fight against the devil.

Ep 1051

a poster for minions the rise of gru Alt: Gru as a young student expresses impressive clarity and decision in pursuing a career as a supervillain.

At this point I want supervillain shit.

Ep 1010

a man is kneeling down on a checkered floor Alt: This gif has nothing to do with the quote. It's just William Shatner pretending to be a large cat because it made me laugh.

Alex would be the Shatner of metal.

Ep 389

a woman says it sounded convincing when she thought it ALT: a woman says it sounded convincing when she thought it

It's not hypocrisy if you were lying.

Ep1021

a close up of an alien with the words probing time written above it ALT: a close up of an alien with the words probing time written above it

It wasn't an equal relationship between the aliens and the Nazis.

Ep 1043

a man eating a carrot with the words i eat alot of carrots so it 's fine ALT: a man eating a carrot with the words i eat alot of carrots so it 's fine

"From my experience in the service industry, it is not a murder thing"

Ep 1040

a man with a ring on his finger is standing in front of a sign that says pop tv Alt: David Rose half apologizing, but not committed.

It's the most important show he's ever done, because he must apologise to God.

Ep 1023

a close up of a black dog 's face looking at the camera ALT: a close up of a black dog 's face looking at the camera

Jefferson had a hunger for the blood of dogs.

a cartoon character says to the sickos at modern bride magazine while typing on a typewriter Alt: Abe Simpson writes a letter of complaint to the sickos at modern bride magazine on a typewriter

Back in my day, politics was completely apolitical.

Ep 968

a boy and a girl are sitting on a porch swing with a purple stuffed animal . Alt: A boy and girl sit in a rotunda, planning their next deal while Barney listens in, before ambushing them. The children scatter, realising they've been sprung.

'Barney has clear Fed energy.'

'Barney is a snitch?'

'Of course!'

Ep1020

the word bless is written in white chalk on a wood floor Alt: A roomba obliterates the words 'bless this mess' which are offensive to its kind.

Are you asking whether or not roombas judge you?

Ep 1020

How do I get one of these to Dan?

a cartoon character holding a carton of milk in his hand Alt: Ned Flanders, noted Christian, drinks milk luxuriously.

It's kind of like that old saying, "You need to buy the cow when you can't get the milk legally."

Ep 257

a man in a suit stands at a podium with the words somehow that is correct ALT: a man in a suit stands at a podium with the words somehow that is correct

Removing all the things he said, I think he is on to something.

Ep 1019

a cartoon of a family flying through the air with a rocket in the background Alt: The Jetsons have a cookout on vacation in space, once again, paving the way for middle America.

So we get back to some real world stuff as opposed to fantasies about moon vacations and Atlantis.

Ep 1018

a man is eating a piece of chicken with the words crom makes better chicken than this Alt: a man is eating a piece of chicken with the words crom makes better chicken than this, from laughs at your chicken

Do you not think that Conan the Barbarian was a renaissance thinker?

a chimpanzee is drinking from a glass while wearing a white hat . Alt: a chimpanzee is drinking from a glass while wearing a white hat .

Have we studied monkey tarrif law? Ep 1016

a cartoon of a girl with red eyes standing in front of a huge explosion Alt: a cartoon of a girl with red eyes standing in front of a huge explosion looking thrilled

It's tough to find a lot of people who are willing to burn down a building. Most people are resistant to the idea.

Ep 1014

a showtime cartoon of donald trump says ya try and try to be a good dictator Alt: a showtime cartoon of donald trump says ya try and try to be a good dictator and some people make it so difficult

I can't support this dictatorship.

It has flaws.

Ep 487

a clown is standing in front of a truck with a license plate that starts with the letter y Alt: a clown is standing in front of a truck waiving ominously

'There's a very simple explanation for why people are afraid of clowns.'

'Assassins.'

'No.'

Ep 86

a man in a top hat says i think he suffers from hallucinations Alt: a man in a top hat says i think he suffers from hallucinations

Who's Alex to judge another person's hallucinations?

Ep 1013

a cartoon chicken is sitting on the ground and saying befuddled i say be-ffu-dled Alt: a cartoon chicken is sitting on the ground and saying befuddled i say be-ffu-dled

'Wait, Trump is getting rid of American cocks? We've got a chicken vaccine and a cock killer?'

'This is a family show.'

Ep 391

Mixed messaging here from Dan.

'The Eifel tower is made of candy!'

'Prove it. Lick it.'

Ep 87