Captain Thunderpunch

#NeverForgetTheEpsteinFiles

Take your time to admire this beautiful catfish…. 🥰
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“As every game developer understands, the three basic food groups are Fritos, Cheetos, and Doritos.” — Satoru Iwata

Hearing and seeing the Columbus Symphony perform at Ash Cave yesterday was the most incredible and magical concert I’ve ever experienced.

An OC that I’ve been playing around with. This is the cat distributor, helping cats to find a chosen person.

The Cat Distributor 🐈‍⬛

Advisory courtesy of in-game screenshot!

INFORMATION ADVISORY #Helldivers2

The Illuminate mind-control is struggling to control the still patriotic minds of the Voteless. This mental rebellion though being free of thought grants Helldivers a perfect opportunity!

Continued repelling of Illuminate invasion replaces needed kill-count!

Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.

woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.

pixel art creatures in the style of the original pokemon. top row: an ocean sunfish with horns, two fire snakes, a red shark exhaling steam, a winged scarab beetle. bottom row: two red creatures based on the tarrasque, two based on triceratops, a red and black striped pteranodon, and a creature appearing to be made of smoldering wood

I'm not very good at bringing fire types beyond "animal on fire" yet. here's what I have so far.

My interests in excellently crafted objects, video production, and dinosaurs really came together with this one…purchased!!!

I LOVE THIS

I encourage everyone to watch this to the end. Even if you disagreed with his policies, this man went through so much in his life. And he endured so much hate. Yes he remained caring.

I dare you to watch this without tearing up.

I just spit out my drink.

Jesse Waters: “You were never on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet, were you?”

RFK, Jr: “I was on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet two times.”

What is Sponeborsht Squarepantaloons?

Milennial Pause?
You mean “thinking before I speak?”
Something you don’t do?

I'm giving up eggs. No, not for Lent. They're just too expensive now

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

Becoming “Diet Republican” has never worked and it’s been the only strategy moderates have EVER considered

Hakeem Jeffries: I can’t swing at every pitch!

Well swing at something because you’re striking out right now regardless!!

Uhh. Genuine question. Srry to bring this here but…Considering there’s no longer a Federal Aviation Administration, since you-know-who fired them all, is it even safe to fly anywhere at all anymore? Especially after that crash just happened and now there’s /no/ safety regulations for flying?

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand.
#resist

i hope it’s clear that big tech is not an ally. it only was as much as it was profitable. textboon rainbow capitalism, and now when they saw the writing on the wall, they flopped back into fascisms arms

Who you really think is in control here?

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This is the only flex to make me truly jealous

TURN HIS TV OFF

Violent images of Hitler being punched in the face

Punch Nazis

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

Drake rn: