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That's the homegame version of the US healthcare system?

Eh, it turned out okay. It made lots of people who've been able to ignore it up until now be forced to confront how toxic men's hockey (sports?) culture is. I imagine that it sucked all the joy out of winning for many Americans.

As much grief as I gave you for your ill-timed post after the USA Men's game, I have no notes on this one.

YouTube video by xerenite pov you're a lion dancer in a bank #chinesenewyear #liondance

things you never knew you needed: the inside view of a lion dance costume

This one hits hard.

This was far more nuanced than I expected. But also, I *totally* get why people hate AI.

Alas.

It just hits a bit different when our country has been under actual threat by yours for the last year. Our nerves are on edge.

I didn't expect you to be a sore winner. That's MAGA energy.

Eat a bag of dicks, Cox. Enjoy it when Tkachuck calls your president the GOAT, again. Too goddamned soon.

Congrats to team USA, but can we fucking dispense with the 3-on-3 OT format?

Next goal gets to go to the cottage.

Next goal gets to go to the cottage.

Do not want to be cheering for Marchand. But here we are.

Both US hospital ships are in drydock right now.

20 more minutes to figure out who's going to the cottage.

Massive PK for the US there. May be the pivotal moment in this game.

Clippy achieved immortality.

This is fucking infuriating.

I'd *almost* sign back up to see this, but then I remember that it's an absolute cesspool over there and I won't in any way participate in a Nazi bar. Love the bit, tho'.

SeñorX Pibb, to you

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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His "Howard Dean" moment

I still remember reading pieces about (and interviews with) Timnit Gebru and think that there should have been much more attention paid to her firing.

February 12 was once a very important date in the Black community. At least for the 75 years after Emancipation.

Frederick Douglass called him "emphatically the Black man's president."

Sojourner Truth said "I was never treated by anyone with more kindness & cordiality than by Abraham Lincoln."
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Jesus, we need a "Designated Survivor" who has no ties to Epstein.

It's Mariners fans pissed about Jays fans taking over their stadium a few times a season.

AI;dr

The spectrum between crypto and digital watches seems pretty broad.