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Anything more annoying than your barber being out of town the week you’d typically get a cut? Now i gotta spend a whole week looking raggedy smh

Anyone know any good accounts to follow for like breaking news type posts that’s the one thing i haven’t been able to get on here yet

Had to factory reset my phone and now twitter won’t work, think my run on the bird app has finally come to an end

Interior crocodile alligator

Me in 5 years

Having done it last year no, anything below 40 is really rough. Hit the range instead imo, there’s one up in palisades park that has heated bays and automatic ball dispensers it’s dope

It’s a damn shame nobody ever comes over to my place (by design) because now i have Versace and Missoni hand towels for my bathroom and i feel like people would be impressed by that

Spending 150 on Missoni towels to get a $75 gift card that i can use on the bougie white elephant gift i gotta buy to own the libs

Sorry i missed thanksgiving dinner was to busy watching a 3.5 hour compilation video of the Knicks most memorable finishes of the last 25 years posted by the official nba YouTube channel

It’s a real hassle folks

Definition of first world problems:

Sometimes the WiFi in my house is spotty so all the videos on YouTube are like 360p when i watch on my tv so i have to turn my Xbox on to watch from the YouTube app there because it’s a hardwired connection and so i can actually watch 1080p or 4k videos

Michael Jordan, also where i discovered schoolboy q lol

😂

Devil in a New Dress

This is mostly because I’m at an age where I’m supposed to be “settling down” and everyone around me is doing just that and I’m nowhere even close to that lol

People be living vicariously through me lol, first thing anyone asks me these days when they haven’t seen me in a while is what trip i have planned next. imagine being like yeah nah i own a 3 br house built in 1968 now so no more traveling

Extremely scared of giving into this urge I’ve had lately to buy a house because like i could afford something in NJ but then that’s all i can afford. No more trips, no fancy dinners, no buying whatever i feel like at least for a few years. Not worth it

That time of month where i upset myself by looking at homes in other places in the country that are massive and have like a -.86% property tax rate that i could actually afford lol

Doing a Sunday roast and afternoon tea next week this trip about to be extra British lol. Gotta figure out how to do some imperialism to really get in the spirit

When the hot dog cart guy asks what i want on my glizzy

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MUSTAAAAAAAAAARD

I’m not going to be able to get MUSTAAAAAAAAAARD out of my head for a long long time

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Sending a message in the work team channel that gets hella cry laugh emoji reactions

To be fair it’s been 2 back to back days of 8 straight hours of strategy meetings where I’m presenting and speaking for like a lot of it, not a normal easy day at the office. Plus had a happy hour tonight so was standing around an extra 2 hours post work today. But still

How in the FUCK did i used to commute 2 hours each way to be in the office 4 days a week? I just did 2 days back to back for the first time in maybe a year and i am fucking beat lol. Was i just tired all the fucking time or was i built different back then

Pays to know obscure techno artists guess i got my swagger back

It was legit tho lol, is Apple really in the same realm as Sonos and bowers and Wilkins. It might be but i haven’t tried the AirPods Max so i don’t know 🤷🏽‍♂️

Wow i actually know and actively listen to someone on one of the last 2 rows of one of the days lol

Game not gene lol