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nn from terf island. 🤍

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such variety.

id prefer him to streeting but i don't think this will happen.

i think we're gonna get streeting for a few months maybe a year.

they want wes.

Headline BBC news: US judge resigns after being disciplined for wearing Elvis wig in court An image of Judge Thornhill sitting at the court bench, taken from official court documents, showing him wearing an Elvis wig with the singer's signature black pompadour and sunglasses, as well as a traditional judge's robe with a white scarf around his neck. In front of him is a computer screen and a bottle of water. Behind him is a flag of the US and a flag of the State of Missouri. Image source,The State of Missouri's Commission on Retirement, Removal and Discipline of Judges Image caption: Judge Thornhill of Missouri was disciplined for referencing Elvis Presley and dressing up as the singer in court

The judge "would routinely wear an Elvis Presley wig on or about October 31" - or Halloween - in court while conducting court business, according to a report by Missouri's Commission on Retirement, Removal and Discipline of Judges, which investigates allegations of judicial misconduct. The report shows images of Judge Thornhill sitting on the bench while donning an Elvis wig with his signature black pompadour and sunglasses. It adds that, on occasion, he would give litigants or witnesses the option of being sworn in while playing Elvis music from his phone. He would also refer to the singer occasionally during court proceedings, including mentioning his date of birth or death and lyrics from his music, according to the inquiry report.

Science discovers the End Level Boss of guys who think "everyone loves it when I do this!" when, in fact, everyone does not love it.

are you sure it wasn't all the fossil fuel lobbyists and bribes?

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wes streeting is by far the worst option so it'll be him. you all can't stop stepping on rakes.

wes streeting would crash and burn very quickly imo.

wes streeting is the major poison out of the 4.

he's not an mp an even if he was i reckon he'd be just as shit.

i prefer him to streeting or mahmood tho.

oh fuck the internet.

They added Palm Oil, because of course the Americans did.

yup.

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didn't they get bought by some american chocolate company?

Just had a Wispa that tasted like shit. funny metallic aftertaste. I need to face facts that Cadbury’s is OVER

the colour of reform.

using the phrase 'working people' and not 'working class' bcos you just know he's a middle class twat who works in management.

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I am actually of the opinion that there's no main meal that wouldn't be better on buttered bread, but even *I* know that's not a normal thing to say. Not even a specific sandwich. Just sandwiches in general.

I heard an interview with Kat Abughazaleh, and she had consultants quizzing her:

"How do you come across so authentic?"

"Just be yourself!"

"Yes, how do you 'be yourself'?"

"You literally just ... "

"... yes?"

"never mind"

labour are telling anyone to the left of thatcher to go fuck ourselves and nobody to the right of thatcher will ever vote for them.

that's not gonna go well for labour during elections.

Kevin Spacey looking crook n perve. "I literally have no home" Kevin Spacey says he's living out of a suitcase and working as a nightclub singer in Cyprus.

Yeah well guess what Kevin, I had to sing in Cyprus nightclubs and I hadn't even nonced anyone.

he is utterly wretched.

or that it's some multiple choice question and there's a right answer.

sure but he's asking the question like it's frost/nixon.