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I'm the emper'ah penguin, an' I'm keepin' it COOL! [ icon by bendedede ]

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-- engine a good revving up. ]

( Hm-hmm...! ) Well, 's been a pleasure doin' business with 'ya, doc -- 'til next time, heh!

[ Without another word, he'd make a full U-turn away from the doctor, quickly vanishing into the distance. ]

[ If he was getting a foot in, consider the door locked. ]

16.02.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

-- impressed. ]

( Hmm... Mm-hmm...! )
( Yeah, 'ah see now... )

Can't lie, this here's plen'y worth the price of admission, Eggman -- though, 'ah suppose that goes without sayin'...

[ Well, signed and received. Time to make haste and make way! Now seated in the kart, he'd give the--

16.02.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

( Ah...! )

Man, you eggheads 'dun think'a /everything/! Heh-heh, hah, hah!

[ He'd offer another slap of comradery to Eggman's shoulder, nearly knocking his glasses clean off his bridge. ]

[ With a keen eye and a hand on his chin, the king would give the kart a brief looking over, seeming quite--

16.02.2025 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

( Mmh...? )

Oh, the old fella' that hooks you up wit'em vacuums, right? Sho' seems like someone 'as hard to forget...

11.02.2025 20:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Yo, Weegi-o! It's sho' been goin'; someone's godda' make it so... But things've been mighty fine, ah-heh.

An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.

11.02.2025 09:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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( Jus' bear it an' grin, bear it an' grin... )

11.02.2025 08:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The often-kidnapped, yet enchanting Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach!

🍑Literate Princess Peach, Super Mario.
🍑Multiversal / Multiships with chemistry.
🍑SFW only.
🍑Scribbled by Shiloh/G.

#MVRP // #MARIORP // #SFWRP

09.02.2025 18:50 — 👍 32    🔁 32    💬 1    📌 0

Heh-hey, Weeg -- long time, no pizza!

10.02.2025 20:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

||: i'm the most insane motherfucker ever making tweaks to replies the day after i post them at the crack of dawn

09.02.2025 12:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

-- anticipation -- hook, line, and sinker... Now to reel it in. ]

Now, suppose all that's left'a nail down is when we can expect 'ta get the wheel rollin', exactly; a direct 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷'𝘳𝘺, 'ah assume?

09.02.2025 12:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

An' fo' such an intricate piece of 𝘷𝘦𝘦-hicular mast'ry, no less; it's only fair that 'ah offa' you a samplin' of only our most 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 resources...

An' ah'm sure there's plen'y of potential fo' future business down'a road.

[ Stepping back, the king would clasp his hands together in eager --

09.02.2025 12:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ah godda go

09.02.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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09.02.2025 01:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[ With a brightness that could light the night sky, Dedede's face lit up -- belting out a bellowing laugh, and a few hearty pats to the good doctor's shoulder. ]

Heh, heh, heh! 𝘕𝘰𝘸𝘸 you 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘳, Eggy! 'Ah told'ja, you ain't gon' find nothin' better 'an this -- what'chu glean, 'ah 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘦!

08.02.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My Cause Is Just.

07.02.2025 11:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

G;lubglubGLUB!!! GLUNB GLUB GLUB GLUB!!@U

07.02.2025 02:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

bbLBLBLBBOLH!!! BBRGHRGRBRGR!HG!!! KING DEDEDE GET ME OUT OF HERE ITS SO DIRTY !GEUY

07.02.2025 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

-- items... Being a lollipop and an odd-looking tomato. ]

'Ah do reckon 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 oughta be enough to cov'ah them expenses...

07.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hmh... Jus' one'a them oughta do the trick fo' now -- get me a feel for what they're all about; all the bells an' whistles.

As fo' 𝘮𝘺 end of the bargain... 'Ah can cut you a mighty fine off'ah for bein' such a prompt vendor there.

[ Motioning over to a Waddle Dee, promoting it to hand him two--

07.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

[ opens the trap door beneath him, once again dropping him into The Labyrinth ]

06.02.2025 23:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Eh...? ( Well, ain't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 a first... )

... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.

Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!

06.02.2025 12:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

we'll TALK ABOUT it LATAH... lets jus get the karts emselvs worked out.

06.02.2025 06:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

don make me do it, boy.

06.02.2025 05:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

ah he's probly dead at this point. yaknow old people

06.02.2025 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

we godda make these god dang karts

06.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no TIME for dat bandee....

06.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

( AHE-𝘏𝘙𝘔-- ) Is'at so, huh? Well, if you sellin', can't see no reason in not buyin' -- ah'm lookin'a get on th' 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬, and 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵!

Just, eh... How much are we 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' here, exactly?

03.02.2025 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

( ... Boy, write that down. )

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( ..... )

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