‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE.

-- engine a good revving up. ]

( Hm-hmm...! ) Well, 's been a pleasure doin' business with 'ya, doc -- 'til next time, heh!

[ Without another word, he'd make a full U-turn away from the doctor, quickly vanishing into the distance. ]

[ If he was getting a foot in, consider the door locked. ]

-- impressed. ]

( Hmm... Mm-hmm...! )
( Yeah, 'ah see now... )

Can't lie, this here's plen'y worth the price of admission, Eggman -- though, 'ah suppose that goes without sayin'...

[ Well, signed and received. Time to make haste and make way! Now seated in the kart, he'd give the--

( Ah...! )

Man, you eggheads 'dun think'a /everything/! Heh-heh, hah, hah!

[ He'd offer another slap of comradery to Eggman's shoulder, nearly knocking his glasses clean off his bridge. ]

[ With a keen eye and a hand on his chin, the king would give the kart a brief looking over, seeming quite--

( Mmh...? )

Oh, the old fella' that hooks you up wit'em vacuums, right? Sho' seems like someone 'as hard to forget...

Yo, Weegi-o! It's sho' been goin'; someone's godda' make it so... But things've been mighty fine, ah-heh.

An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.

( Jus' bear it an' grin, bear it an' grin... )

The often-kidnapped, yet enchanting Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach!

🍑Literate Princess Peach, Super Mario.
🍑Multiversal / Multiships with chemistry.
🍑SFW only.
🍑Scribbled by Shiloh/G.

#MVRP // #MARIORP // #SFWRP

Heh-hey, Weeg -- long time, no pizza!

||: i'm the most insane motherfucker ever making tweaks to replies the day after i post them at the crack of dawn

-- anticipation -- hook, line, and sinker... Now to reel it in. ]

Now, suppose all that's left'a nail down is when we can expect 'ta get the wheel rollin', exactly; a direct 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷'𝘳𝘺, 'ah assume?

An' fo' such an intricate piece of 𝘷𝘦𝘦-hicular mast'ry, no less; it's only fair that 'ah offa' you a samplin' of only our most 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 resources...

An' ah'm sure there's plen'y of potential fo' future business down'a road.

[ Stepping back, the king would clasp his hands together in eager --

ah godda go

[ With a brightness that could light the night sky, Dedede's face lit up -- belting out a bellowing laugh, and a few hearty pats to the good doctor's shoulder. ]

Heh, heh, heh! 𝘕𝘰𝘸𝘸 you 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘳, Eggy! 'Ah told'ja, you ain't gon' find nothin' better 'an this -- what'chu glean, 'ah 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘦!

My Cause Is Just.

G;lubglubGLUB!!! GLUNB GLUB GLUB GLUB!!@U

bbLBLBLBBOLH!!! BBRGHRGRBRGR!HG!!! KING DEDEDE GET ME OUT OF HERE ITS SO DIRTY !GEUY

-- items... Being a lollipop and an odd-looking tomato. ]

'Ah do reckon 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 oughta be enough to cov'ah them expenses...

Hmh... Jus' one'a them oughta do the trick fo' now -- get me a feel for what they're all about; all the bells an' whistles.

As fo' 𝘮𝘺 end of the bargain... 'Ah can cut you a mighty fine off'ah for bein' such a prompt vendor there.

[ Motioning over to a Waddle Dee, promoting it to hand him two--

[ opens the trap door beneath him, once again dropping him into The Labyrinth ]

Eh...? ( Well, ain't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 a first... )

... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.

Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!

we'll TALK ABOUT it LATAH... lets jus get the karts emselvs worked out.

don make me do it, boy.

ah he's probly dead at this point. yaknow old people

we godda make these god dang karts

no TIME for dat bandee....

( AHE-𝘏𝘙𝘔-- ) Is'at so, huh? Well, if you sellin', can't see no reason in not buyin' -- ah'm lookin'a get on th' 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬, and 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵!

Just, eh... How much are we 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' here, exactly?

( ... Boy, write that down. )

( ..... )