I'm too nervous to tell anyone I love couscous because I'm afraid they'll serve me the teeny tiny couscous (unpleasant) instead of the big ol' orb couscous (perfection).

👄 Once I was the King of Spain
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Hasa Diga Eebowai
👄 I built every family a home to keep warm in!
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Hasa Diga Eebowai
👄 I'm telling you, I was the King of Spain
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Hasa Diga Eebowai
👄 And now I'm peddling the Book of Mormon.
🧑‍🤝‍🧑 Once he was the King of Spain~

@myqkaplan.bsky.social I need you to know that after your Rocky Mountain Hi! show, my partner and I have fully adopted "We laughed and laughed... later" into our vocabulary.

I was straight up thrilled when they added Golden Sun.

Born Under Lunches

Had a productive and emotional therapy session about my sense of failure for still having never really made something of my own and then got off the call and proceeded to make a list of menu items I would serve at a Talking Heads themed fast casual salad concept

Has it been more than a week? I feel like these things quickly become dust collectors.

Same, but writing Bash one-liners.

A novel proof of the Banach-Tarski theorem: You can walk into a bank with one fifty and ask for change, and they'll turn it into three fifties.

At least on my browser, I can't play this video without downloading TikTok. What does he say?

blender euphoria, even