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@toucannedman.bsky.social

I'm just a guy who does things and exists, I mean, what else could you ask for? lol

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Latest posts by toucannedman.bsky.social on Bluesky

Man.... I love my boyfriend, he's so cute. I kissed him. my first kiss. Crazy isn't it?

12.10.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stinky

11.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LMFAO "IT"

11.10.2025 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh

11.10.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

point me towards the people who are harassing you and I will turn them into red mist

11.10.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he'll still be there after 5 minutes. I understand the feeling, but once you come to understand that everything will be okay, a massive wieght will be lifted from you.

10.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A hero stands in the face of adversity. Big, or small, shared, or faced alone. Even its a challenge of mastery or the first step to recovery. Wether its a dictator, or the dog next door. To stand tall when everything tells you to run away, is to be a hero. Don't ever give up, hero.

09.10.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is holding a piece of paper in front of a crowd ALT: a man in a suit is holding a piece of paper in front of a crowd

I was going to make a horrible mean spirited joke but held back. but still. Intrusive thoughts stay inside.

09.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean this in the nicest way possible: what the fuck am I looking at.

09.10.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I never crash out at people, let alone friends
jesus christ.
I never felt so broken by a person.
I knew silence hurt man, but fuck. The lack of silence, the feeling that there is an innate lack of anything....
pouring your heart into a void can make you bleed out.

09.10.2025 00:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, you really do feel lighter huh? thats fuckin awesome dude!

08.10.2025 02:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro thats a big W

07.10.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thats good money

07.10.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thats diabolical

06.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

raspy high voice

06.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think your a bit oblivious to certain traits in people you like. If people act like buttholes and call you names, then they're prolly buttholes and not doing it to be funny.

06.10.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nuh uh

05.10.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stoopid teenager

05.10.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what how else do you think they earn the title of edge "lord"

04.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

edgelords when they start edgeing

04.10.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bottles of carbon dioxide

03.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

awesommee

03.10.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh that works too

03.10.2025 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well it would send a message. I mean if I can't hurt somebody with my fists I'll scream at them, because at some point I wouldn't be able to take anymore of it, if I were in your position. But I know your stromng

03.10.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sigh, I wish I could sometimes just scream at those kids, scream, and scream until I could no longer speak, scream at them as loud as I csn until I start coughing up blood

02.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

teenagers are fucking assholes.

02.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

invisible
invisible
invisible...

01.10.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hm... Metal Deer.

01.10.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your teacher is a great man.

29.09.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then you are blind to the joy that your appearance brings to the world.

29.09.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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