Weatherproof

Frankly shocked they haven’t been already

There is a Rubicon for every shitheel Caesar. Trump has been rolling over Thune and Johnson like a big stink, and those bastards don’t want to Wag the Venezuela Dog, because he’s already trashed his party and they’re losing power. He’s too demented, childish, and messy to end American democracy

Great list. Have read about a third of those—not Stella Maris, but everything else he’s ever written

Xavi underperforming, Richy being typically hot&cold, most top-tier attacking assets still in the dugout. The weird thing about Frank so far is that his first obvious job was shoring up in back, and that’s not working. That first six minutes was ugly

Frank will fix this, given time and a transfer window. That shit show in the first 10 minutes wasn’t a coaching problem. It was a player problem.

That Harry Potter omnibus is hellacious

Take ball, go home

Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.

Spursiness vs Fulhamism

This is the central reason that people who haven’t served in the military long enough to become admirals or generals should not occupy Sec. Defense. Because malignant clowns without experience believe that they are involved in something approximate to a video game

Agreed. Centrism is great, unless it masks the existential necessity of identifying and combating fascism when it attacks your democracy.

I’m gonna keep buying #Patagonia forever. Love these guys. Happy Black Friday!

Harvey Danger! 😻

Nirvana, in dives
STP
Jenny Lewis
Beck
John Mellencamp, Farm Aid

Good fing list

Stupid enough to ask bluntly STOOPID questions and provoke exactly the kind of mental hemorrhage that his decrepit, evil mind is capable of producing, and then documenting that, yes

Yep. And in every family, we know who that is

Chili understands

Dude, kale is beautiful

I know it’s your mom, but that’s pretty hot

My damn blue heeler did this to me last week

Tastiest ugly food ever, except oysters

I do not speak Swedish. I only speak English and Spanish. That said, that’s a good concept. This was weird, thanks.

Are we not entertained?

If you can survive a trip to Costco today, very possible that Tottenham can survive a trip to Paris-they’re clearly making a game of it

If you were the parent of guardsman blown away in DC, how could you rationalize the loss? The waste. They’re not going to be enraged with the municipality. They’re going to be enraged with the clown that squandered their children’s lives

Only if you’re trying to capture syrup and melted butter, which goo is probably the same consistency as whatever it is that’s sloshing around in Johnson’s head

Same. And any bullshit about “Tottenham is not Brentford” has the difficulty and complexity of his new job exactly backwards.

PO-TAE-TOE
PO-TAA-TOE

MAGAboomers really haven’t thought this through.
My non-MAGA dad just turned 82 and he’s gonna need nursing help soon. You know who’s going to help him clean up after he uses the bathroom when we can’t be around? Immigrants. American youth don’t want those jobs.
We’re in a labor doom loop with ICE