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BLACK LIVES MATTER Un gringo blanco. Der Untermensch. Chicago's #1 Fan. Utility-Grade Content from Parts Unknown. Post-Hip/Pre-Retro. Avant-garbage. he/him 😷 middle-class/middle-aged/middle-brow Legal advice: DON'T TALK TO THE COPS. gmail: misterjayem

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Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit

"He's respected... people respect Markwayne."

06.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democratic officials love to be complicit.

06.03.2026 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve-O got a ruptured testicle by letting one of his castmates jump on his crotch with a pogo stick and he is unquestionably more morally sophisticated than most of our sitting lawmakers

06.03.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1315    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0

She was a monster in South Dakota.

05.03.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She looks like a seven-year old wearing Grandpa's wig

05.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

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24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE (2002)

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"Rowland made clear that her own irritation was more about the further delay in the deposition and confusion over how the call had been made, not that she thought CPD was ignoring or trying to cover up misconduct by Rodriquez."

05.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . '' Alt: captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understood that reference . ''
05.03.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem’s firing is long overdue. She oversaw vile crimes against humanity and we’ll never forget it.

But until ICE is abolished and expelled from our communities, we keep fighting.

Lawless federal agents kidnapping and killing people on our streets can never be normalized.

05.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1978    πŸ” 395    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 10

I make @totallydonna.kitrocha.com come over and ship everything out as fast as possible FOR THE PEOPLE!!!!!

05.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus bolt gun

05.03.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The stuff that I ordered was high quality and shipped fast af.

05.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

HEY BLUESKY!

You know how all those folks printed out and shipped a LITERAL MILLION whistles for folks protecting each other from ICE?

Bree is one of those people! Her stuff is adorbs! You might very well find a lil somethin' to give a beloved, or, I dare say, yourself!

⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

05.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Noem got canned because Congressional Dems were turning her into embarrassing television day after day. They have yet to even try with Miller, but they should!

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Sun Tzu? Mencken?

05.03.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Krusty the clown on the porch with a gun. Come on, you know I know who this is. The real question is how many people are gonna reply with β€˜this isn’t…’ or β€˜is this AI?’ or β€˜I’m calling the police’. Ok maybe not that last one, but anyway, thanks for checking out this ALT text, it’s really good that we can be considerate and at the same time have some fun!

Krusty the clown on the porch with a gun. Come on, you know I know who this is. The real question is how many people are gonna reply with β€˜this isn’t…’ or β€˜is this AI?’ or β€˜I’m calling the police’. Ok maybe not that last one, but anyway, thanks for checking out this ALT text, it’s really good that we can be considerate and at the same time have some fun!

Kristi Noem is an American politician, former governor of South Dakota, and puppy murderer. Known for her national profile within the Republican Party, her tenure drew significant controversy, and the nickname β€˜ICE Barbie’. Recent events led to a major decline in her standing, and now she’s out

05.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Tip: Don't let A.I. write your speeches.

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My nausea may be mistaken for excitement

05.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is Neil Gaiman writing?

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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

Pay for your Proton account with crypto

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Kristi Noem on her first day as Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas

05.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says Kristi Noem is stepping down as homeland security secretary The president said he would tap Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

This changes nothing.

Abolish ICE!

05.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump says Kristi Noem is stepping down as homeland security secretary The president said he would tap Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her.

This changes nothing.

Abolish ICE!

05.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally LLMs

05.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's going with Jared.

05.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Jared.

05.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An ironic reason for you to abandon your own humanity.

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