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The deeper we get, the more @greatdismal.bsky.social's naming our apocalypse "The Jackpot" looks amazingly prescient.

Damn

It's a damn shame the way she threw away her fortune on children's healthcare and literacy instead of investing in A.I.

The pride of Northwestern University??!

Nevertheless...

Sometimes love isn't enough.

The deeper we get, the more @greatdismal.bsky.social's naming our apocalypse "The Jackpot" looks amazingly prescient.

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You're supposed to shut up and salute, Parker!

I don't care for it

Bad people killed a bad person... and thousands of innocents

It was very cool!

My heart grieves. We have learned nothing about our imperialist wars. Get ready for them to prop up the Shah’s son like we are in the Middle Ages. If you don’t think that Islamophobia is playing a big role in this Christian nationalist government’s foreign policy, you are asleep at the wheel.

It's an older code, sir, but it still checks out meme

Me trying to use a Valentine’s Day-themed coupon code to order a pizza

"I like the killing but there are forms that should have been filled out."

H̶o̶w̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶e̶d̶ How it's going

We’re turning the fucking heat UP!
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the war is not "aimless." It is corrupt, unjust and immoral.

Paid post is my guess

A woman with short, red hair, blue eyes - maybe Lois Lane - and a smile is looking off towards the right of the panel, saying to someone, “Oh…why don’t we ALL go…!“ h/t @comiccontext.bsky.social

Chicago.
Today.
5pm.

Yeah. There is definitely something missing from the story.

We've moved off strongly worded and into "oh man I begged him to tell us the truth, but they haven't, so we need to have a vote over whether to give them more money."

A possum in a frantic looking pose, mouth wide open, surrounded by the words: NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR on an orange background with yellow radiating lines

i wish the leaders of our party in congress could just say this without attaching an entire page of disclaimers

Tell me nobody in the entire civilian chain of command knows that the furies are female without telling me nobody in the entire civilian chain of command knows that the furies are female.

Selfishness is a fundamental American characteristic -- the systems don't function without it

Man accused of using taco seasoning packets to steal $40K from Target A Florida man was arrested after officials said that he used taco seasoning packets to steal thousands of dollars' worth of trading cards from Target.

1) Wallis' alleged thefts resulted in a loss of over $10,000, and
2) Fuck target.

Sam Altman: The decision to bomb that girls school?

They couldn't have made it without us!