point belabourer

listening to charli xcx makes me want to kill myself

i don’t like to talk about celebrities but i think sabrina carpenter is the lady gremlin

must be their first day on the job 🤣🤣

saw this at the gym last year. 40 something year old in a full grey track suit, sweat pants down to his ankles

you can’t spell pope without PPE

pope more like nope

thanks man! I did!

not a single friend wished me good luck on today’s race that i’ve been training 3 months for, meanwhile a dude from my gym I barely know came down to watch me cross the finish line. not complaining but pretty insane behaviour all around

I voted for your mom

getting filler in my eyebrow ridge

Thursday night was great, I’m excited for you

is number 2. shoot myself

whatever. im not jealous about katy Perry going to space. my wife said im not allowed to (rule number 1), and you have to follow the rules.

would like to see the next frame when he gets up off the toilet and a turd rolls out of the bottom because his robe doesn’t have an ass flap

Ms Vickey’s introducing a new flavour before bringing back roasted garlic and honey is a BIG mistake. they better watch out.

took a massive dump today and my heart almost stopped beating

they look like ooze

middle-aged man at the gym wearing extremely sick ninja turtles sneakers

i feel fairly confident that i could outrun most of the x-men at distances greater than 5km

i’m going to re-extinct the dire wolf

damn it

I tried it for the first time at a staff party when I hadn’t met most of my co-workers yet and I was so bad it was humiliating. I wanted to quit.

this is where i post from

gm let’s makes some money

no forklift or pallet emojis. says a lot about the world

this website won’t be complete until the tongue guys have found their way here

wild how bad severance got