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@vvorp.bsky.social

Weird smut and dumb memes. 32, they/them/whatever πŸ”žVery much NSFW, don't follow me unless you're 18+πŸ”ž

86 Followers  |  140 Following  |  178 Posts  |  Joined: 24.08.2023  |  2.6166

Latest posts by vvorp.bsky.social on Bluesky

People don't dislike Tim Sweeney nearly as much as they should.

27.11.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3579    πŸ” 1388    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 10
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Last time, on Total Drama Brain Drain!
(Commission)

27.11.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This website's name game is unreal

26.11.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
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Resistance is futile

#takeovertober #brainremoval #braindrain #brainplay #brainparasite #parasite #possession #bodycontrol #hentai

27.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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cw: mechsploitation, drug play

finally a big shaded piece for me to release to the public!!
yippeeeeeeeee <3
ive been waiting for this!!
introducing, handler and Venn!

25.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 244    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1
A photo of the laserdisc cover for Disney's The Santa Clause, featuring Tim Allen in a red onsie.
There's a blue box around his "breasts", and a green box around the hand on holding the laserdisc

A photo of the laserdisc cover for Disney's The Santa Clause, featuring Tim Allen in a red onsie. There's a blue box around his "breasts", and a green box around the hand on holding the laserdisc

I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)

24.11.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2431    πŸ” 558    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 24
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Doodle - It's not the heat getting to Harper, it's the humidity

23.11.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 512    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Our protag had a sip of the hypno punch bowl. Now, everyone is enacting on their desires and impulses. And hers is taking off her clothes and feeling horny.

Our protag had a sip of the hypno punch bowl. Now, everyone is enacting on their desires and impulses. And hers is taking off her clothes and feeling horny.

DAY 19 - DRINK

Someone didn't read the invite that it was a hypno party they were attending and had a sip of the punch bowl. Now, everyone is enacting on their desires and impulses. πŸΉπŸŒ€πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

#bunbothypnovember #hypno

20.11.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)

20.11.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2480    πŸ” 2104    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 22
Hina is hypnotized by a medallion and used as a table

Hina is hypnotized by a medallion and used as a table

Hina has been transformed into wood and is now a wooden table.

Hina has been transformed into wood and is now a wooden table.

Hypnotized table

19.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 420    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

[R-18] A chair for a table
(inspired by the latest work of @nominu.bsky.social)
OC Sandra and Hina in a little furniture TF.
#asfr #ηŠΆζ…‹ε€‰εŒ– #originalcharacters #koikatsu
Pixiv Link: pixiv.net/en/artworks/...

19.11.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Legend of Zelda: A Twink to the Past πŸ’›πŸƒ

21.10.2024 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2147    πŸ” 359    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 25
Two purple demons in collars, handcuffed together. One is paler, with a long tail that ends in a spade with eyes. She eyes the other, who glares back at her. Their tail is stubby and cropped. Text next to each of the demons gives details to contrast the pair:

Margot
Pit demon
She/her
Bi
-Tried to cut off her tail, but it grew into its own person
-Debilitating inability to discuss her sexuality
-Trying to get over her hangups
-Humiliation kink
-Never acts on her crushes
-Extremely submissive

Tarot
Malacoda
Any pronouns
Ace
(Formerly Margot's tail)
-Offputtingly aggressive about its sexuality
-All-consuming resentment towards Margot
-Feels zero shame
-only makes moves to mess with Margot
-Despite everything- also a sub

Two purple demons in collars, handcuffed together. One is paler, with a long tail that ends in a spade with eyes. She eyes the other, who glares back at her. Their tail is stubby and cropped. Text next to each of the demons gives details to contrast the pair: Margot Pit demon She/her Bi -Tried to cut off her tail, but it grew into its own person -Debilitating inability to discuss her sexuality -Trying to get over her hangups -Humiliation kink -Never acts on her crushes -Extremely submissive Tarot Malacoda Any pronouns Ace (Formerly Margot's tail) -Offputtingly aggressive about its sexuality -All-consuming resentment towards Margot -Feels zero shame -only makes moves to mess with Margot -Despite everything- also a sub

Finally introducing Tarot, Margot's funhouse mirror doppelganger.

Know the difference, it could save your life!

20.11.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.

No snitching 🫡

19.11.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 906    πŸ” 564    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

you got the brainrot real bad huh

20.11.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Family lingerie

19.11.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

18.11.2025 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 28892    πŸ” 10361    πŸ’¬ 332    πŸ“Œ 224
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Torneko: The Last Hope (Chunsoft/Matrix - PSX - 1999) obscurevideogames.tumblr.com/post/7988337...

18.11.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

this sounds like a great idea. luckily there are no extremely serious consequences to providing false information to the Internal Revenue Service

18.11.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3451    πŸ” 1030    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 10

if you consider yourself an ally please speak up about this, it’s overwhelmingly trans people who are trying to raise awareness of this attack and we could really use your voice rn. it’s certainly not going to come from the 40k follower 100k following AI Elonia meme posting blue maga crowd

18.11.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 129    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

some bug somewhere is getting his bug dick schlorped in the tall grass...

19.11.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
A mostly black and white drawing, depicting a plus sized woman, deeply hypnotised. She's frozen in catalepsy, resting atop the tail of a snake, holding her aloft in a horizontal position. The woman has a wide, placid smile, as spirals cover her eyes.

A mostly black and white drawing, depicting a plus sized woman, deeply hypnotised. She's frozen in catalepsy, resting atop the tail of a snake, holding her aloft in a horizontal position. The woman has a wide, placid smile, as spirals cover her eyes.

Another beautiful rendition of my titular OC by @sleepygaycutie.bsky.social

I'm in my element, thriving.

17.11.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 127    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so the economy is goin down down huh lmao

17.11.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 409    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

I'm watching an adult creator get systematically cut off from every income stream by payment processors and now debankment could be on the table. She makes legal content. They are trying to shut her up and hope that we'll shut up too.

We must get louder. Call Visa and MC. Tell them this will stop.

18.11.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3142    πŸ” 3025    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4
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grope bite schlick

21.10.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1067    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2
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freeuse roommate scrolling

13.10.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1201    πŸ” 264    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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pat has some kind of super power for taming cats like niles 🐱
#catte.art

30.10.2024 16:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1096    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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