Tim Ostlund-Foss

running a counter like a goddamn rugby team

I was at that game, it absolutely rocked

3 of the 8 teams in the men’s NCAA D1 soccer tournament QFs represent schools whose primary color is purple (Furman, University of Portland, University of Washington)

YouTube video by HoobastankVEVO Hoobastank - The Reason (Official Music Video)

Lucas Paqueta not apologizing after his red card: youtu.be/fV4DiAyExN0?...

I think it’s good that the establishment Dems seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that every one but venture capitalists hates venture capitalists.

“Talk to the referee” is such a funny way to describe what happened

It's giving Neymar's sister's birthday

I think they’re maybe the exception of recent successful expansion sides, in that what made them successful this year can be replicated and iterated on, unlike say St. Louis or Atlanta’s. But I still agree

I am, above all, grateful to go to sleep tonight knowing I won’t ever have to hear about how San Diego won MLS Cup in their inaugural season.

I may unfortunately have jinxed basically every other player in that piece, although Allende was pretty dry until this season too.

I love her

Following Craig Waibel’s breadcrumbs Craig Waibel has given some hints about who the Sounders are trying to sign, so we tried to see if we could make a mildly-educated guess.

I liked Tadeo Allende as a transfer target two years ago, although I was skeptical of him as a DP at the time. He’s getting a bit of a Messi bump (shout out to Robert Taylor), but I feel pretty vindicated on that one.

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Enforcing the roster rules

Doing one of my favorite things: Looking Up Some Guys.

I’ll have a wishlist for Craig Waibel in plenty of time for Christmas.

Culver’s will make a caramel-peach concrete if you ask them to, and for that they deserve a pass on their wisco origins, imo

I haven’t had the butter chicken, but after hearing about the place several times we tried www.kanishkaredmond.com last night, and everything was fantastic.

Also, what in the fuck is happening with what I assume is stuffing?

That turkey is so dry it’s making ME ashy!!!

Produce aisle sign: SPECIAL FRESH BRAZIL WHITE NAME

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

Jacob Wysocki stands with palms pressed together, praying. Beside him a prayer card entitled "The Farter's Prayer" reads "Dear God, make me a turd, so I can fart, far far fart away from here. Dear God, make me a turd, so I can fart, far far fart away from here."

amen

I gotta figure out a way to set up the half-brother on my mom’s side with the half-sister on my dad’s side to simplify next year’s Thanksgiving

It’s BAD. When someone performs it well it’s impressive BECAUSE of how bad the song is!

I appreciate other clubs pitching in to try to trick Liverpool players into playing better

heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!

The existing sauce is pretty spicy as is, the change for tamales is more form than flavor

My wife makes a really good cranberry sauce that she turns into a more salsa-y situation for the tamales, it rocks

We’ve been making Thanksgiving leftover tamales for a couple years now. We’re going to try incorporating the cornbread stuffing into the masa this year

“Still punk as fuck” I think as I carefully dust my gluten-free almond pear cake with powdered sugar

Lil Jon on the Toys ‘R’ Us float doing “Turn Down for What” is an absolute fever dream

“The minions are both the artist and the canvas”