Tim Ostlund-Foss

Danny Leyva and Necaxa lost 2-1 to Leon, but Leyva got another assist from a set piece and I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if a better Liga MX team swooped him in the Summer. Necaxa currently have 9 points from 8 games, and he’s arguable been on e of their best players

A 2-1 road loss to RSL sucks, but it could be worse. At least we aren’t Charlotte getting dog walked in Carson

okay, buddy.

I think Tommy the Muel just hit the Vinicius Jr. goal dance, and if that’s really what he did then I think that rocks.

I am however a little concerned about him and Preki both rocking the hats with the stickers still on the brim for this one, though.

At least our coach isn’t wearing skinny jeans in 2026

Just a reminder that you can’t extrapolate almost anything from a result away against RSL. It is not a real place, the Twilight Zone, a Bermuda Triangle of sorts, a place where the normal rules of reality do not apply. It is a cursed place, it is not a place of honor.

there is no fan base more off-putting to see scream than RSL

Back within striking distance 👊

CR opens his 2026 account!

I am totally fine with scheduling the RSL away loss for the second game of the season

Is it good for Nouhou to get stuck in no man’s land, watch the ball float over him, and then just put no effort into helping chase the play down?

I would start with passing to players wearing Sounders jerseys instead of RSL jerseys, and putting the ball in the back of RSL’s net.

What are we doing Yeimar?

MLS isn’t the Premier League, but Tottenham never won anything with Harry Kane. An elite goal scorer is not enough to win games on their own, you’re better off investing in players who can control/dictate the game and maximize the talent of the players around them.

I apologize for having said anything about this game.

feels like the ball’s kinda sticking on the grass out in Sandy, just playing super slowly on the ground.

Moisa had already taken the space before Dotson hit that pass, but even if he hadn’t it’s almost certainly better to just clear it in that situation.

as pointed out by @ahandleforian.bsky.social, the Charas have them beat by 50 for now.

100% agree. Maybe not this year, but could be next season.

in my mind Yimmi played way less than he actually did.

you’re right. They combine for 484 regular league starts, and Diego has 401 of them.

Alex and Cristian Roldan’s combined 433 career MLS regular season starts has to be more than any pair of brothers in the league. Add in playoffs and they’ve got 480. Seems pretty good.

I’m a big enough boy to admit that the Zillow commercial where the mom works too far away from where the family lives so she never gets to see her daughter hits me every single time.

If I’m Phil Neville, I’m a very bad soccer coach.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

I do not, and may never feel good about any away game against RSL. But I feel about as good as that allows for this one. Go ders.

Name a more iconic duo than the Thorns and random white men with a UK work permit

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Watching Minnesota United players try to play a possession based game after playing terrorist ball is sort of like watching a Giraffe try to drive a Mini Cooper with a stick shift.

Goddamn do I love pizza.