Andy

Tried this but people are too interesting and funny

Probably not 😬 but today i will do better

Mostly this is my wife. She’ll announce loudly to a friend that I’m forgetful/messy because I have adhd. Normally I shrug it off. Lately, you know what? It’s really p*ssing me off.

Today my 8yo daughter had a huge meltdown in the campsite swimming pool. Loads of people staring. There is no rule book for parents in this situation. f* u to all the people judging. Holidays are so hard and we’re all just trying our best.

#autism #vacation #autistic #neurodiversity #neurodivergent

To all the parents of autistic children who are dreading the summer holidays… i see you and feel the anxiety.

We’re day 2 and I’ve just been on the receiving end of a huge meltdown.

Only 6 weeks to go.

#autism

I should be doing the housework right now..

*carries on scrolling*

Both 😱

Thanks Coke for putting names on bottles and cans.. now I can’t choose which one to buy as mine’s not there and I don’t want to upset Finlay, Shubash, or Victoria!! #ADHD

Larry David needs to have a word with Cheryl and tell her to slap RFKs balls with an urumi until he quits. She’s the only one that may be able to stop him..

Federal Department of Education closing… RIP generations of Americans. You guys are well and truly f***ed it seems. From… the Brits

This is their strategy to improve the shares. Too bad the maga morons already invested their money in meme coins, gold sneakers, tshirts flags and hats lol

FAFO elon

This American stock market crash is giving me vertigo!

So… that Musk eh..

That’ll help with the increased cost of food, cars, petrol, life caused by this administration

Where is the unified Democratic challenge. The only person doing a good job at unpacking all of this is Jon Oliver and co on Last Week Tonight

In the UK at least we have the opposition party. Dems have 0

It’s called ADHD tax 😬

Absolutely! Live is not that binary. And in this one they asked 2 questions in one box to which one answer was yes and the other no!

Had to make a new box!

When you have to fill out a form but first have to sort the form out because the formatting is awful

#ADHD

I was given a book by a close relative to help ‘cure’ my 8 year old daughter’s meltdowns using the pseudoscientific tapping.

This book literally claims that children need to get the ‘yuckies’ out of them. This is both disgusting and damaging all in one.

I threw it on the fire 🔥

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Everyday I look at my kid’s empty lunchbox and have no recollection of what goes in it.

Every single day

#ADHD

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“No one asked anyone to be perfect. We just asking people to be honest”

— RUN (feat young thug)

Dear @ee if my feedback is valuable, then pay me for it!

YR4: the asteroid with a tiny chance of hitting Earth The asteroid named YR4 has a 1% chance of hitting Earth in 2032

Potential asteroid strike… perfect 👌 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’ve been making the kids’ pack lunches for 8 years and still everyday I look at the empty boxes wondering what on earth goes in them. Everyday it’s starting from scratch.

#ADHD

Me: walks downstairs to get my headphones

My ADHD: nope

Me: stands in the kitchen with no idea why I’m there

…

Me: Makes a coffee and goes back upstairs

Me: realises I haven’t got my headphones 🤦‍♂️

You’re amazing!

I drink more water because of you 😀

Wait.. was that a Nazi salute at the start?!

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Where the fuck do all the phone chargers go? #ADHD

i can spend so long looking at my phone on the toilet that i lose the feeling in both my legs

#ADHD

More people in jobs = bad for economy

This is real life wtf