1-800-HOT-N-FUN

Want my ass to be eaten by a vampire

🫵 You're 👊 👊 gnarly 🫶

*during sex* hold on my Tamagotchi’s beeping

me the last time I did shrooms

I get curly fries from Jack in the Box so that when I stick them up my ass I get a bonus prostate massage

if you got a boat, i got a throat

shot my shot n missed but it’s ok u don’t know until u try

The part in “So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings” where Caroline inhales really sharply is witchcraft

Now that’s it’s finally nice and warm out here are my ins and outs for summer 2025 🌞

Well no wonder I didn’t get into UCLA but got into UCSB (Underappreciated Circumcised Stinky Boys)

if u want it, if u need it, i’m urs

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Havent had a threesome in a while we need to change that asap

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did we just have earthquake or am i faded

so can u keep it secret 😏

i got other ways to catch u up, couldn’t do it on the phone 📞

mr craig rn ^^^

bark bark bark

okay but the good news is i think all the squats are making my ass fat

why don’t u stop putting on mascara and focus on the road lorraine

bitches with teslas don’t have enough brain cells to know how to drive

impurities show u my impurities

this one’s for all my mean gorls

plz nobody come in to buy wine today i want an easy day

Taeyeon and Jessica during the “Gee” era when they looked like besties before Taeyeon started plotting to force Jessica out of SNSD

have y'all ever looked back on some friendships like "damn that was my bitch 😂👯👭💕 but fuck her"

Hate gay men and their IG story song choices, wdym you posted a pic of your armpits set to “What is This Feeling?” by Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo from the Wicked soundtrack

how come i can only order hey humans deodorant on amazon now i hate it there

winter is so long and cold will someone hold me

can anyone be my tour guide around h-mart plz