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Current corporate finance for aerospace leader with computer science engineering background. Runner (Half & Marathon)/Tri (70.3 IM) πŸ‡²πŸ‡«πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²

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May the odds be ever in your favor

01.11.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9941    πŸ” 4165    πŸ’¬ 1359    πŸ“Œ 501

He shut the government down for a month to hide files establishing the extent of his fraternization with the most infamous serial child rapist of the last century, and now he is threatening to invade Nigeria to protect members of a religion he pretends to practice but has never actually belonged to

02.11.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2285    πŸ” 640    πŸ’¬ 81    πŸ“Œ 28

That's an idea from early 2000 when the internet became mainstream to install a little add-on on your PC. Musk is an endless snake oil salesman recycling common sense ideas which unfortunately have no engineering ground!

02.11.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tesla's Robotaxis are already crashing in Austin, data points to gaps in self-driving system Tesla's autonomous vehicle program is facing fresh scrutiny following a series of crashes involving the company's new Robotaxi fleet in Austin, Texas – an early test market...

Tesla robotaxis crash 50% more often *with* safety drivers than Waymos crash without them?

01.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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THIS MOTHERFUCKER HELD A GREAT GATSBY PARTY WHILE 43 MILLION PEOPLE GO HUNGRY AND HEALTHCARE COSTS KEEP RISING.

01.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4394    πŸ” 1749    πŸ’¬ 419    πŸ“Œ 165
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Optimus failed unexpectedly at the Tesla Diner Halloween party and had to be carried out by staff @teslatakedown.com

01.11.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 120    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 27
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Ouch 🚽

01.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 11495    πŸ” 3984    πŸ’¬ 453    πŸ“Œ 151
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Obama: As for the president, he has been focused on critical issues like paving over the rose garden so folks don't get mud on their shoes and gold plating the Oval Office and building a ballroom… If you can't visit a doctor, don't worry. He will save you a dance.

01.11.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 20539    πŸ” 6247    πŸ’¬ 460    πŸ“Œ 258
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What he said: πŸ’― 🎯

01.11.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 38840    πŸ” 10572    πŸ’¬ 855    πŸ“Œ 464
Millions of Americans are about to lose access to food

Millions of Americans are about to lose access to food

All for a guy that shits in a diaper

01.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 4
A satirical illustration depicting the "birth of MAGA," featuring a large, anthropomorphic elephant in a squatting position as if giving birth. The elephant, symbolizing the Republican Party, is covered in a blue jacket patterned with white stars and red-and-white stripes resembling the American flag, with its head and trunk exposed in reddish-brown hues. From its rear, it expels a green-tinted, slimy mass containing a pinkish human-like baby's head with wide eyes and a tuft of hair, dripping viscous fluid onto the ground below, forming a small reddish puddle. The composition is centered on a plain beige background with subtle shading for depth, rendered in a detailed, etched ink style. In the bottom corner, small text reads "MAGA" in bold letters.

A satirical illustration depicting the "birth of MAGA," featuring a large, anthropomorphic elephant in a squatting position as if giving birth. The elephant, symbolizing the Republican Party, is covered in a blue jacket patterned with white stars and red-and-white stripes resembling the American flag, with its head and trunk exposed in reddish-brown hues. From its rear, it expels a green-tinted, slimy mass containing a pinkish human-like baby's head with wide eyes and a tuft of hair, dripping viscous fluid onto the ground below, forming a small reddish puddle. The composition is centered on a plain beige background with subtle shading for depth, rendered in a detailed, etched ink style. In the bottom corner, small text reads "MAGA" in bold letters.

The Birth of MAGA.

31.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œ.. Staying on X when it has become so toxic and ungovernable suggests either weakness or complete naivety. We are living in a world of many malevolent geopolitical actors. Musk’s X is one such actor.”

@drjennings.bsky.social
@lorak.bsky.social
observer.co.uk/news/opinion...

31.10.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1195    πŸ” 326    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 19
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Watch Tesla Full Self-Driving v14.1.4 aggressively swerve onto the wrong side of the road to avoid skid marks.

Elon Musk your defective software should be banned!

30.10.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

To me Tesla can't even been compared to Waymo as it use a Vision only system which will always be inperfect.
They are on a dead end and try to pivot with another fairtale like the Robots.
Musk is a Charlatan!!!!!!

30.10.2025 09:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tesla 'Robotaxis' keep crashing despite 'safety monitors' Based on the latest NHTSA report, Tesla’s β€˜Robotaxis’ keep crashing in Austin, Texas, despite β€˜safety monitors’ preventing an unknown number...

Current data indicates that Tesla is far behind Waymo in terms of self-driving safety, yet another metric suggesting Tesla has a challenging future ahead of it as a business.

30.10.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The Epstein Ballroom
YouTube video by Keith Edwards The Epstein Ballroom

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ews-...

29.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Epstein Ballroom
YouTube video by Keith Edwards The Epstein Ballroom

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ews-...

29.10.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Epstein Ballroom
YouTube video by Keith Edwards The Epstein Ballroom

Trump isn't the only one who can play with AI www.youtube.com/watch?v=ews-...

29.10.2025 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Thousands sign petition to ban AI β€˜superintelligence,’ citing threat of human extinction
YouTube video by CNBC Television Thousands sign petition to ban AI β€˜superintelligence,’ citing threat of human extinction

FEDWATCH: ".. In case you missed it, watch this fascinating interview on @cnbc.com where Stuart Russell, professor of computer science at UC Berkeley, painted a scenario of how machines could take total control .."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VPo...

28.10.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 10
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fuck these out-of-touch plutocrat fucks none of them gives a shit about the rest of us

here's today's post: "fuck these out-of-touch plutocrat fucks" β€” none of them gives a shit about the rest of us.
thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter to keep getting the good stuff β€”

27.10.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1516    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 14

Jonas who still try to lie about it......PATHETIC fake analyst!

27.10.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ex–Stellantis CEO says Tesla may exit the car industry and may not exist in 10 years: β€˜Tesla’s stock market value loss will be colossal’ | Fortune β€œWe can’t rule out that at some point, he’ll decide to leave the automotive industry to refocus on humanoid robots, SpaceX, or artificial intelligence.”

Ex–Stellantis CEO says Tesla may exit the car industry and may not exist in 10 years fortune.com/2025/10/24/e...

25.10.2025 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also Skoda is WV group so Tesla is way behind......

25.10.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They're lying. The whole Tesla company is a fraud.

24.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
courtesy of the Lincoln Project, here’s a fun stroll down memory lane. here’s the video of Donny, last July, flanked by various administration goons and flunkies, swearing on the holiest of holies that he would never, ever, ever harm a single hair on the East Wing’s head.

β€œit won’t interfere with the current building. it’ll be near it but not touching it. and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of. it’s my favorite.”

oh gee, who even knew that Donny had a favorite wing of the White House β€” the east one. yeah, right. just like Cokey McSniffles is his favorite son. totally credible remark.

so, it turns out that the guy who lied to us about bone spurs and hush money and his Ukraine phone call and a hurricane and covid and the election and his height and his weight and his golf scores and his magically regenerated ear also lied to us about preserving the East Wing.

I’m fucking shocked, I tell you. how did we Nazi this coming?

courtesy of the Lincoln Project, here’s a fun stroll down memory lane. here’s the video of Donny, last July, flanked by various administration goons and flunkies, swearing on the holiest of holies that he would never, ever, ever harm a single hair on the East Wing’s head. β€œit won’t interfere with the current building. it’ll be near it but not touching it. and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of. it’s my favorite.” oh gee, who even knew that Donny had a favorite wing of the White House β€” the east one. yeah, right. just like Cokey McSniffles is his favorite son. totally credible remark. so, it turns out that the guy who lied to us about bone spurs and hush money and his Ukraine phone call and a hurricane and covid and the election and his height and his weight and his golf scores and his magically regenerated ear also lied to us about preserving the East Wing. I’m fucking shocked, I tell you. how did we Nazi this coming?

OH LOOK, THE LYING FUCKFACE LIAR WHO LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING LIED ABOUT NOT BULLDOZING THE EAST WING. OH NOES, MY FAITH IN WHAT THE CONVICTED FELON (34 COUNTS!) SAYS MIGHT "FINALLY" BE SHATTERED. (BECAUSE HE LIES!) THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY POWERFUL POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4oACFDP

23.10.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 722    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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Elon Musk Raises the Stakes for Vote on His Pay Tesla CEO says controlβ€”not moneyβ€”is the main issue. But walking away would be a problem for him as well.

1/ @wsj.com's Dan Gallagher thinks Elon can't leave Tesla because then he would lose control of the things over which he craves control.

True. But, as @niedermeyer.online has pointed out, Musk can't leave Tesla because most of his wealth is tied up in Tesla stock.

www.wsj.com/business/aut...

23.10.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Elon's ability to manipulate the stock is legendary but ultimately the share price is incredibly vulnerable in any market correction. No fundamental value to support the ridiculous price. Investing cash in the incinerator known as xAi will only make things worse if approved. $TSLA

22.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If those ER don't show a big Red Flag of cooked books, I don't know what you need!
*TESLA 3Q ADJ EPS 50C, EST. 54C 🀑
*TESLA 3Q REV. $28.10B, EST. $26.36B πŸ€”
*TESLA 3Q FREE CASH FLOW $3.99B, EST. $1.25B πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
*TESLA 3Q GROSS MARGIN 18%, EST. 17.2% πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜΅

22.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œ.. the architects of First Lady meme coin $MELANIA were accused of fraud, allegedly organizing the launch knowing the coin would plummet, court filings released Tuesday show, according to AFP.”

@barrons.com
www.barrons.com/articles/bit...

22.10.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3214    πŸ” 1325    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 171
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WEIL: β€œ.. Circularity can be virtuous on the upside, and vicious on the downside. The deals can work fine, until they don’t.”

@wsj.com $NVDA $ORCL
@justinhendrix.bsky.social
www.wsj.com/tech/ai/is-t...

22.10.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 571    πŸ” 163    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 76

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