Sanjha

Translating the Bee Movie script to morse code, then setting up a lovense preset with it and using it on British folks who you never speak to again.

Call that Honey Nut Cheerio.

I am a bad influence:

I'm 4 hours in and it's /so worth/. I haven't even gotten to RC yet.

人形遊び

Readyyyyyy 🥰 all 8 Pages in full colors are on my Kofi Page☺️

ko-fi.com/i/IP5P21VO4GY
☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️

#huskerdust #ko-fi

No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

Ugh... Psoriasis can go fuck right off with how annoying it is. I've got a patch on the back of my knee that's so hard to keep cream on if I'm trying to walk anywhere >:(

Comic titled, “A real dream I had about Bendytoots”. The drawings are sketchy and bizarrely awkward for comedic effect. “Did you hear?” say some strangers, “Bendytoots is gonna be at the fair today!” As a member of fair staff, I pull aside my coworker and ask, “Did you know Bendytoots would be here?” She says “No… but listen. I need you to get some more streamers.” I say ‘ok’ and prance away. In the distance towers the imposing figure of Benedict Cumberbatch, dressed as Sherlock Holmes. “Crap!” I say, “It’s Bendytoots! No, it’s okay. I’ll just walk past him and ignore him. Foolproof.” To my frightened dismay, Bendytoots immediately blocks my path. “Excuse me, staff. Can you do me a favor. See that game over there?” he points to a tent where players try to toss a ball into different cups of water. The camera dramatically zooms in on his evil face as he says, “I need you to go over there, and WIN ME THE PRIZE.”

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I think this comic from 2013 is my most-shared piece ever.

I had this nightmare after watching Star Trek Into Darkness in the theater, and experiencing Khan’s deafening yells and twisted angry visage projected 20 ft tall above me in my front row seat.

It was. Impactful.
#bendytoots

happy birthday women

I guess some people think "my name has NSFW in it so that counts" like ??????? No??????

Like seriously. I don't need untagged dick or booba in my face when I'm on a bus.

Happy International Women's Day #bossbabe #girlboss #SHEO

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

Ah yes, untagged NSFW on my feed because their username includes nsfw/ad and they think that absolves them of proper tagging.

It's not that hard.

I guess you could say I’m GLaD to share this meeting of two funny, ambiguously evil AIs!

It was so lovely to meet Ellen McLain - she was seriously such a sweetheart!!

watched the unfinished cut going round of the minecraft movie with some friends. there weren't any subtitles so we loaded the the twin peaks fire walk with me subtitles over it

Just in case this post gets deleted by big corp.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Mosquito Bucket Challenge - Homegrown National Park Natural mosquito control: The Mosquito Bucket Challenge is a safe, affordable way to control mosquitoes without harming kids, pets, or pollinators.

Instead of spraying for mosquitos this summer, try the Mosquito Murder Bucket!

It's cheaper than paying a company and doesn't kill all of the beneficial insects in the area.

#garden #gardening

God, @ringtailbones.bsky.social would have fucking LOVED this...

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Shake shake shake #alastor

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Approximately 50% of total unit sales are from PC sales, and Capcom expect this ratio to continue increasing.

Capcom plans to "further strengthen our PC development framework" and the technical lessons learned from Monster Hunter Wilds "will be applied to future title development."

#Hazbinhotel #HelluvaBoss

So apparently Furnal Equinox is /sold out/ this year? What the actual fuck.

Gonna do an early morning stream, more next-fest demos until I have to go to an appointment! Special guest star: my kitty cat who may chirp while playing.

twitch.tv/sanjhakitani

Twitch Twitch is the world

IMPROMPTU NEXTFEST STREAM.

Come say hi while I'm still in Gay Baby Jail.

www.twitch.tv/sanjhakitani

"Siri is only listening if you say HEY SIRI"

How the fuck does it hear you say HEY SIRI if it's not listening at all fucking times??