Some Jerk’s Alt

too real for an alt? lol I get it

19.11.2025 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A mirror selfie of me in a towel, touching my bare belly.

My waist magically looks smaller through the power of bending forward a little and letting forced perspective do the rest.

feeling flabby this week, but if you bend just right while taking a selfie no one’s the wiser

18.11.2025 15:56 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

btw the key to this necklace is lost and I’m entering the second week of being unable to take it off haha

hey if it doesn’t rust in the shower, so far I’m liking it

16.11.2025 18:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A selfie from above of me lying shirtless (…or more?) on a bed.

Now one arm is raised and pulling my hair straight up. It’s on the long side.

haircut time I think

16.11.2025 18:16 — 👍 54    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Morning

13.11.2025 15:28 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

at this point they’re old enough to blow away like dandelion seeds by themselves, but thanks for asking 😉

13.11.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh right sorry, I’ll label it myself from here lol

13.11.2025 01:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A mirror selfie where I look into my phone while stretching out the pair of skimpy underwear I’m wearing.

13.11.2025 01:22 — 👍 47    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

almost ready to make this account worthwhile, still waking up

13.11.2025 00:45 — 👍 82    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0