Ethan Collins

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Cheeky. Indeed, there'll be biscuits, and even some pudding, if you're feeling adventurous. 😛 See you in a bit, darling.

Couldn't agree more. It's ideal weather for staying cosy indoors, preferably with jazz playing in the background. Tea's on if you'd like to join me.

His royal blepness appreciates your excellent taste. 😹

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Jinx's been enjoying his treats. Hopefully he can stop plotting my downfall now. 😹

Huzzah for all the shadowy overlords today!

Oh shoot. Cheers Will!

See you tomorrow, my dear. 😘

Indeed? Hope everyone's alright. As for tomorrow, I'm all yours. You pick the restaurant, but it's my treat for the birthday boy.

That's no excuse. I'll make it up to you, darling. 😘 How's the birthday boy celebrating then?

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Happy cake day, Will! Forgive this absent minded professor.

Brilliant, now I'm starving. Let's be honest, you had me at pie, but can't keep you waiting now, can I? I'll be over shortly, darling. 😁

Well, now you're showing off. 😆 Happy thanksgiving, Will. Save some for your favourite Brit, would you?

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That one’s a treasure. The sound of medieval England shaking off winter, finding its voice again. You’d have heard it under abbey arches and in taverns alike. Here's one for you, modern bardcore.

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Roughly translates to: Lo! Thus we bring you Old English.

It makes sense, given how pronunciations have actually evolved. Fascinating stuff, languages.

Hwæt! Þus bringað wē þē Eald Englisc. 😂

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I'll put the kettle on. 😏

Quick! Visit my place! We'll find a way to make that mental image go away. 😁

I'm not sure whether to be horrified or impressed at those on the fly maths skills.

Who do I need to thump?

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Funny you say that. Indiana Jones is my go-to outfit every Halloween. My colleagues reaction every year when they see me. I'll make an effort for you though. 😉

Hey, I do welcome any guesses you may have. In fact, I'm all ears. 😜

It ate my earlier (and much cleverer) response as well. *sigh*

I'll admit, I'm rather looking forward to your reaction.

I... you're too good to me. Now I'll have to surprise you in kind. 😉

You definitely have my attention. 🥵

Splendid. See you in a bit, darling. 😁

Care to see my vintage record collection? Entirely coincidentally, I was just about to put the kettle on. 😉

A vintage desk cluttered with notes, sketches, artefacts, and a typewriter, with archaeological diagrams on a blackboard behind it.

In that case, I'll have to ensure future birthdays involve fewer balloons and more wine. 😉

Meanwhile, I've got a touch of retrophilia, a fondness for all things vintage. My flat might hold a few clues.

If you see this, repost with a vampire that isn't Dracula.