@aggrocrag.bsky.social
My best song "You're Beautiful" streaming on all platforms // he him 35 ♎ ⚤ spoken for girl dad // 🇵🇸 🇵🇷 acab // Class 6 forklift and telehandler certified, juggling parenting & witty takes on life’s absurdities
wow that's a good one, thanks Bob
05.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0you frogot
04.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0we actually knew each other 10,000 years ago. we were both frogs and lived in a pond together but you forgot.
04.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 36 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 1bro can you get the fuck
04.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0my spirit is free as a wild stallion, go to hell
04.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What is the Book of Robert Fettuccini
04.03.2026 17:01 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Picture of a grey rock with a blurred image of an orange cat in the background with forced perspective action lines making it look like the rock is being thrown at the viewer by the cat
Good morning it's time to wake tHE FUCK UP
04.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0what is the word?
04.03.2026 15:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I need to knock on this tiny door if only to see who answers
04.03.2026 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is gonna sound crazy but maybe it's G
04.03.2026 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A screenshot of a "PASSPORT" from Animal Crossing New Horizons, it's a light pale green card with a small square picture of a cartoonish boy with green eyes and dirt splotched face slightly smiling and standing in front of a realistic sabertooth tiger fossil, text to the right reads "Abolish private property, Aggro Crag, Cherries, Rumormongering Snake"
I'm getting back on my bullshipt #ACNH
29.12.2025 15:55 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
The text "BEING STRAIGHT IS NOW ILLEGAL" in a stylized pink, purple, and blue font imposed over an image of Alysa Liu
The age of man is over, the time of Woke has come
22.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Dude out there walking like he's made of boiled spaghetti
04.03.2026 04:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(threateningly) I would find you in every lifetime baby
04.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A llama!? He's supposed to be DEAD!!
04.03.2026 01:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have to imagine they've made sluttier humanoid ones since the gen 1 gang
03.03.2026 17:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0which Pokemon is the sluttiest one that's probably the one I am
03.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think I'm afraid that if I let my guards down and open myself up to anybody, they'll quickly realize that there's not a lot to me and that I'm not worth getting to know or care about
03.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"babe can I come over and do something to you"
03.03.2026 15:54 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0it will only feel good the whole time i promise
07.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1"Thank you so much for this opportunity"
12.10.2024 11:33 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0i think so yes
03.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0definitely
03.03.2026 14:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A colorful text graphic reads "god plays with us like dolls" centered over a pixelated map scene from a Pokémon video game, featuring a Pokémon Center and various nature elements.
awake too early
03.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Scottish Colonial Empire
26.02.2026 12:36 — 👍 155 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 1
A colorful text graphic reads "god plays with us like dolls" centered over a pixelated map scene from a Pokémon video game, featuring a Pokémon Center and various nature elements.
awake too early
03.03.2026 11:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0overheard
02.03.2026 22:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(housewives intro) I’m not starting a forever war, I’m finishing one
02.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 84 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0my brain is moving at 10 frames per sometimes
02.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 13 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0ugh don't even get me fucking started
02.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0