James Blunt™️

Luis Guzmán is Wart

A forearm wearing a dark green watch band in front of a dark brown desk drawer

please accept this picture of my forearm that i took for international women's day

does anyone know what's happening to me

i'm afraid the apocalypse accelerationists trying to speed run the end times with what looks to be a nuclear level world ending event is just making me experience the next level of sexually insanity

"You're reading smut and it's DISGUSTING" yeah but it's a gothic romance where he takes her from behind in the middle of his library then she finds out he's the villain while they're mid fuck

i have absolutely no idea

Watching a ticking clock swinging back and forth until my jaw goes slack and my eyes are just rotating spirals

Every day we march closer to endless darkness. While we yet have this life to cling to, Dave’s Hot Chicken now has Hot Honey Mozzerella Sticks.

every spring, the baby making hormone takes control of my brain, I'm just like a coyote

girl i tell you what that true blood is some damn fine television

guys just let your girlfriend do whatever she wants and thank her for the privilege

have you heard about women

my brain: yep all my tasks are done
my body: you need to hurry!!
brain: nope we're done
body: you're running out of time!!!
brain:
body: !!!!!!!!!

this look is cool as hell

I wanna be one of those guys what wears gloves all the time

and not even one of the cool rats

i love those stuffs

Super Mario wearing sunglasses and holding a green drink in a martini glass, the word Fuck is floating by his head

What is a Adjustable Rate Marriage

Do any of y'all fuck with dinosaurs and fossils and such

Elijah Wood wearing a black wig and round silver rimmed glasses making an underwhelmed smirk face

welp at least it's the weekend again

1.) first of all
2.) what

Can't remember the exact post, but there was like a picture of fried cheese sticks captioned with "I eat these disgusting things every day and it gives me the fuel i need to fuck my wife"

Child casino entertainment icon Chuck E. Cheese grew up in an orphanage called St. Marinara, he did not know when his birthday was, so he celebrated everyone else's birthdays with pizza

my favorite song!

unfortunately I have stopped stretching regularly and now my back is one of my ops

oh sick nice ty

mmmm soylent nut

the Obama/Biden adrenochrome trafficking affects global oil trade

understandable!!