Violet White 💜

Yes. As NYC Mayor, Giuliani arrested, prosecuted, & jailed hundreds of thousands of people of color for offenses of addiction, poverty, & homelessness that should never have been “crimes” to begin with.

He literally destroyed Black & brown communities.

My wife and I have been married 15 years now. We’re different people than we were when we married, but we’re lucky enough that we grew together instead of apart.

❤️ @violetfemme.bsky.social

Help I brushed my teeth but now I’m hungry

Dotted line boss?

Hold music ☹️

I’ve never fought a live octopus, but I have wrestled an angry baby into a pair of footy pajamas, so I think it’s close enough.

Pascal from Disney’s Repunzel. (A green chameleon looking un impressed to be wearing a pink dress.)

Name a more cold blooded killer in the Disney canon.

For me, it’s much better to print short things at my work, and take long things to like staples or whatever.

The top five worst technology items I’ve ever used are all printers. And it’s not close.

You could absolutely do that. But it would be a mistake.

doctor: your parents were in a car accident

me: how are they?

doctor: extremely critical

me: so they're awake, that's good

Baby is looking very like a toddler today and I am Not Ready

What are some good feeds to follow?

It’s cool enough that I’m wearing a sweater this morning and it’s ✨delightful✨

Solid choices

Someone call the authorities; I set the baby down in a safe space with toys so I could go to the bathroom ALONE. 😱

It’s been high 90°s all week and tomorrow it’s supposed to be low 70°s and I cannot wait 😭😭😭

I don’t even know what to post here. Like. It’s not twitter, but it’s not NOT twitter either. Do I just keep posting whatever nonsense comes into my head?

Nooo this is so good why didn’t I see this sooner 😭😭😭

Whoever named it morning wood instead of alarm cock really missed an opportunity.

Never trust anyone who says “let me be Frank” no, what is your real name?

Desperate Times: Widower and Babysitter Erotica for the COVID Cautious It’s been a long, lonely stretch of years for Laura and David as they avoid public gatherings and anything that even resembles dating.

“I’m sorry. I shouldn’t … but I just … I don’t want to stop. I need…” She trails off.
“Tell me what you need,” I say.
“Are you going to make me spell it out?”

me flirting with an autistic girl: do u wanna sit next to eachother and enjoy our separate interests quietly while we hang out?

How old were you when you learned that Stonehenge isn’t technically a henge?

for those of you wondering why #romancelandia feed hasn’t shown up yet, this is why. we’re currently at 55, so be sure to encourage everyone you know who’s joining to like the feed

you fools

nerds on a website cannot defeat me, I AM a nerd on a website

I’m sorry but “skeet” is an incredibly ridiculous word

One more thing, as one white guy to a bunch of other white people who might think that the Black community reaction to recent events seems overblown or needlessly angry: they experience nasty racist shit ALMOST EVERY DAY. And to experience it in a place where you felt safe? Infuriating.