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Israel Epstein - Wikipedia

They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

truly the one way to make sure your people aren't killed en masse by America seems to be building nuclear weapons and cruise missile systems and showing them off on a regular basis

Average GOP primaries:

i'm a democratic socialist guys, in that politics are mostly a social club for me and I'm a democrat

Ws in the chat. Lisa married me 4 years ago and still hasn't left! she even had a baby with me!!!

"The USSR makes the desert bloom - The USA turns towns and villages into deserts", czechoslovak poster from 1951

i tried this with ben franklin but he wouldnt stop asking about yoga pants and hentai

My fault gang. Didn’t know that wasn’t normal.

funeral home director: im sorry for your loss. lets look over some caskets.

me: idgaf about you and i never have, im only using you for clout

my son made this lego horse lookin thing its like if a horse was pregnant with a table

neighhold: a horse

I love that years of every facet of bluesky’s management, development, and moderation have been full of dizzying fuck ups, outright lying, poor communication, and antagonism against its most prolific, early adopters, and they have the gall to say we’re conspiracy brained about them.

apologize then delete your account

just a randomly prediction, i think people are sleeping on the virality and durability of the "tim sheehy breaks the marine protester's arm" story in the coming days and weeks

Firefighter!!
commission #ReMatchPuzzleFighter

Speak up, Link

the person who helped me come out turned out to be an FBI agent

we need the Paul Atreides of Woke 2. where are the white men who get a frankly irresponsible amount of people killed

@fastsnail901.bsky.social how do you live like this?

This is from one of the former Infinity Ward/Call of Duty co-founders:

Morning everybody

The idea is that I’m working today. But I’m off tomorrow so I have all the free time in the world.

chat gpt please generate me an image of garfield eating a hot dog and saying death to america. please put jon arbuckle in a sexy maid costume. no shoes. sexy maid costume with no shoes. jon arbuckle in sexy maid costume with no shoes or socks

people say being clicker trained is weird and yet they freak out over the discord ping sound

YOU BETTER FUCK IN THIS DYSTOPIA Just like that. Sweaty. Tears dripping only on your back. They don't want us alive, so we fuck about it. We work it out and make love about it. We wear red like the blood in the courtroom isn't ours. We pepper spray, taser, master lock, blade, and the blade has garlic on it. We use none of this when we fuck unless you like that. We ready for when the dystopia gets too close. Sometimes, dystopia gets into where we trying to fuck. If dystopia gets into the bedroom, it is not your fault. Baby, come. Let's go to the party and sweat about it. Just like that. Place your head on their shoulders after the news. Let them carry the weight then carry the weight of your ass pressed to their hips. Dance like they ain't trying to kill us, like this our last night alive.

SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK

Appreciate the clarity

I shall not ultrakill myself.

In two days, I shall beat Gabriel.