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Kilt Wearing Elder Queer|Retail Survivor Enjoying my Maleficent Phase since 1982

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homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a hedge and says shutting up now . Alt: homer simpson from the simpsons is sliding backwards into a hedge and says shutting up now .
07.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which incident?
Or any of the incidents?

07.10.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what the internet is for.

07.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Artificer Industries | Patreon Streaming, and Maker YouTube videos

If you'd like to do me a birthday solid this week, join my Patreon or Ko-fi!

Helping me do what I love is an amazing gift. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’™

patreon.com/artificerind

07.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

His comment:
"I'm Mexican, I've had spicier"

07.10.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Behold!
Calvin!
Who doesn't eat hay, but has friends who do.

07.10.2025 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is so out over her skis

07.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Godzilla vs Mothra situation, one is more horrifying than the other, but either way you're in deep doo doo.

07.10.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only vaguely?

07.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

06.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6484    ๐Ÿ” 2844    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 164

He's been watching old WWII movies hasn't he?

07.10.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If just a fraction of my followers all chipped in a little, my friends at Merrymac could finish their hay drive today! Please pitch in if you can. โ˜บ๏ธ

07.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Big Bottom Distilling The Pacific Northwest's leading craft distillery makes award winning gin and whiskies.

My friend @acdntlpoet.bsky.social has finally, FINALLY launched an online store for his spirits label, Big Bottom Distillery. Award-winning gins and whiskey! Get on this, folks, they're gonna sell out.

bigbottomdistilling.passionspirits.com

07.10.2025 15:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fox Bites A small, irregular newsletter about life and writing.

Periodic reminder that you can follow my writing in my newsletter, buttondown.com/sarahday.

Brief but more frequent updates over there going forward, because it looks more and more sensible to give my content to places with a portable subscriber lists. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

07.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey Allston!
Maybe we should try this for the 66?

07.10.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My cat gladys

My cat gladys

Hey y'all. My 17 year old cat, Gladys, is very sick and needs to go to the vet but i can't afford it rn. If anyone can help, my c*shapp is $brennamcm

The vet gave an estimate of $250 for an exam and labwork. Im so scared she's going to die. If you can help at all, I'd appreciate it

Ilu โ™ฅ๏ธ

07.10.2025 09:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's a battle of wills with a dude in a frog suit doing pelvic thrusts. Do you know how much psychic damage that does?

07.10.2025 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 948    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Dadโ€™s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending itโ€™s their own fault. So I hope Kemiโ€™s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

07.10.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6269    ๐Ÿ” 1610    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 123    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

I support this behavior!

07.10.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Those eyes though....

07.10.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Free Shinys!!!!

07.10.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frog Wizard!

07.10.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey!
HAY!!!!

07.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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From the front lines of the Portland War Zone.

06.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18035    ๐Ÿ” 4048    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 713    ๐Ÿ“Œ 258

But...it's a Wizard Frog!

07.10.2025 00:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The beacons are lit!
Molly calls for aid!

07.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Xero is awash in neat things!

07.10.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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SIR Loves A Lot returns to judge Boston Bear Contest once again this year! Kansas transplant to New Englandโ€™s ocean state! Held the title of Mr. Connecticut Leather 2025, second runner up at Mid Atlantic Leather, contestant 39 at International Mister Leather 47. Tickets: bit.ly/bostonbear2026tickets

06.10.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BUY MY ANIMAL FRIENDS SOME BORING HAY PLEASE. ๐Ÿ˜†โค๏ธ

06.10.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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