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@chlodubs.bsky.social

Upset about everything. Former policy attorney/lobbyist job hunting.

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Even if you share my civil libertarian skepticism of this particular law, Mike is correct. It's fundamentally unfair and anti-democratic for the Supreme Court to fault the Congress of 1968 for failing to foresee Second Amendment principles that SCOTUS would make up out of whole cloth decades later.

02.03.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 425    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

β€œConstitution destroyed in plane crash” feels like a VEEP joke that they scrapped for going too far.

02.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2003    πŸ” 411    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 12
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How Police Have Undermined the Promise of Body Cameras Hundreds of millions in taxpayer dollars have been spent on what was sold as a revolution in transparency and accountability. Instead, police departments routinely refuse to release footage β€” even whe...

Here's story we did, laying it out:

Derek Chauvin had a body-cam not only when he killed George Floyd, but also when he knelt on necks of others, including a 14-year-old. The boy's mother begged, "β€œPlease, please do not kill my son!”

Supervisors ignored it all

www.propublica.org/article/how-...

02.03.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 406    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7
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Hey, cool. @lastweektonight.com just did a segment using reporting I did w/ @farooqumar.bsky.social

Oliver was talking about body cams--and how law enforcement agencies have often undermined their potential

The same body-cams Dems are centering that ICE reforms on

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jP4_...

02.03.2026 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 548    πŸ” 124    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 6

It's genuinely insane that many of the newspaper columnists who cheered us into the war in Iraq are still employed at big legacy outlets cheering us into a new war with Iran.

02.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4092    πŸ” 695    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 37
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The Birthrate Is Plunging. Why Some Say That’s a Good Thing.

imagine creating THE most hostile economic, social, and political environment in 60 years and expect people to procreate

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/u...

02.03.2026 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 672    πŸ” 159    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 24

This is what "anti-wokeness" was all about, making it publicly acceptable to be an aspiring genocidaire bsky.app/profile/mehd...

02.03.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2639    πŸ” 554    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 6

I don’t know who this is about but the thing is, I don’t need to! It’s a general rule that applies to everyone!

02.03.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Threads is better for recs, but I'll try here:

I'm trying to upskill during my unemployment. I'd like to become better versed in AI policy (in addition to trying to hone some actual lawyering skills). Does anyone have recs for courses I could take/things I could read?

02.03.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a reminder that Graham Platner is the grandson of the designer of the "Windows on the World" restaurant at the WTC, has considerable family money, and his main business is selling oysters to his mom's two restaurants. These people are fucking marks.

02.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2673    πŸ” 641    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 41

Not Josh β€œBombing Iran Is Good” Gottheimer trading millions in defense stocks

02.03.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Amid the turmoil, Sam Beyda, a 24-year-old who has never previously worked in public health, has assumed a prominent role at the agency, according to current and former officials.
While at the CDC, O'Neill was often absent, those officials said, and he deputized Beyda to run much of the agency's day-to-day operations for him, people familiar with the matter said. Beyda, a 2023 graduate of Columbia University, is based in Washington, D.C., but frequently travels to the CDC's Atlanta headquarters.
An internal document in November listed Beyda as leading five of 16 new strategic initiatives, including updating the CDC's agencywide response to outbreaks and crises, downsizing animal research and enhancing surveillance of novel pathogens.
Some longtime CDC staffers have credited Beyda with being a quick study and making an effort to ask questions and learn on the
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Amid the turmoil, Sam Beyda, a 24-year-old who has never previously worked in public health, has assumed a prominent role at the agency, according to current and former officials. While at the CDC, O'Neill was often absent, those officials said, and he deputized Beyda to run much of the agency's day-to-day operations for him, people familiar with the matter said. Beyda, a 2023 graduate of Columbia University, is based in Washington, D.C., but frequently travels to the CDC's Atlanta headquarters. An internal document in November listed Beyda as leading five of 16 new strategic initiatives, including updating the CDC's agencywide response to outbreaks and crises, downsizing animal research and enhancing surveillance of novel pathogens. Some longtime CDC staffers have credited Beyda with being a quick study and making an effort to ask questions and learn on the ioh Ona coninr novear And ofniol enid Pando

But others say Beyda isn't qualified for a senior role that is often filled by someone
with a master's in public health or years of experience in the federal government.
Beyda executed January's widespread grant cuts to state and local health departments that the CDC then quickly rescinded, people familiar with the matter said. The administration moved forward about two weeks later with roughly $600 million in grant cuts to four states led by Democrats, a move now held up in court. Beyda was also deeply involved in a chaotic wave of firings at the CDC during the October government shutdown, according to people familiar with the matter, which saw more than a thousand employees laid off only for hundreds to later be reinstated.
Beyda is one of at least a dozen political appointees at the agency, representing a larger number than in previous administrations, according to two current employees. The new political appointees wield significant power over the CDC's

But others say Beyda isn't qualified for a senior role that is often filled by someone with a master's in public health or years of experience in the federal government. Beyda executed January's widespread grant cuts to state and local health departments that the CDC then quickly rescinded, people familiar with the matter said. The administration moved forward about two weeks later with roughly $600 million in grant cuts to four states led by Democrats, a move now held up in court. Beyda was also deeply involved in a chaotic wave of firings at the CDC during the October government shutdown, according to people familiar with the matter, which saw more than a thousand employees laid off only for hundreds to later be reinstated. Beyda is one of at least a dozen political appointees at the agency, representing a larger number than in previous administrations, according to two current employees. The new political appointees wield significant power over the CDC's

Letting a 24 year old lead hundreds of millions of grants cuts at CDC…

02.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 81    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 10

Additionally, if anyone wants to supervise me pro hac vice (only barred in NY), I am happy to be a pro bono anything. I will do research!

02.03.2026 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Threads is better for recs, but I'll try here:

I'm trying to upskill during my unemployment. I'd like to become better versed in AI policy (in addition to trying to hone some actual lawyering skills). Does anyone have recs for courses I could take/things I could read?

02.03.2026 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Open-Hearted in Minneapolis In the winter here, it’s not unusual to see a car on the side of I-35. Minneapolis is the first place I’ve ever lived that, when I described a rece...

"Here we are in Minneapolis donating food, donating games and books and art supplies to kids who can’t go outside, donating coats, donating meals, and donating whistles. We are learning how to make a functional community when it’s our own government disrupting our lives."

26.02.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 118    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Holy shit

01.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Assumption baked into this is that the dramatic changes that have occurred at CBS since Ellison/Weiss takeover is generally finished, as opposed to something that is still ongoing and will keep moving the network in the direction it's been going

Institutional rot usually doesn't happen in a day

01.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Buddy, we've been under terrorist attack since the inauguration.

01.03.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Judge blocks Trump admin from rescinding health grants to Democratic-led states The ruling temporarily blocks the Trump Administration from cutting $600 million in public health grants that had already been allocated to four Democratic-led states.

Unbelievable that we still talk about withholding HIV funding as a form of political maneuvering rather than an act of social murder, as if the 80’s + 90’s never happened and we didn’t lose an entire generation to this already.

16.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2532    πŸ” 782    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 21

This is disgusting. Rationalizing the bombing of a school that reportedly killed 108 girls.

But since she asked,

"Currently, 161 public schools operate on military installations across the United States."

www.militaryonesource.mil/education-em...

01.03.2026 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 5151    πŸ” 1414    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 24

On the one hand, the presidency is a fundamentally broken institution.

On the other hand, Congress is a fundamentally broken institution.

On the third hand, the Supreme Court is a fundamentally broken institution.

28.02.2026 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2071    πŸ” 448    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 24

While Trump launches a blatantly illegal war , Democrats in the Senate are STILL confirming the criminal president’s nominees.

28.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys he's not starting a war to distract from the Epstein files. He's starting a war because he wants to start a war. Killing people in other countries makes him horny. If it also distracts from the Epstein files, great, but he doesn't really give a shit either way.

28.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2426    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 27

I’m glad that she says that even if Trump had gotten the okay from Congress, there’s still no justification for this war. I haven’t seen enough folks make that point. There’s literally no reason that’s legit for Trump to be doing this.

28.02.2026 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 233    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, it was either world war three or letting black people have jobs, so I see why people just went with the world war

28.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5107    πŸ” 994    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 24

Yes we're in history's stupidest war and I got jokes because it's a coping mechanism don't worry I still feel the existential dread

28.02.2026 07:23 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Love it when an Onion article has been relevant my entire adult life

28.02.2026 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 513    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.

28.02.2026 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6534    πŸ” 2768    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 73

This is an unjust, illegal war. It violates our treaties and our laws. Presidential impunity must end.

28.02.2026 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 544    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4