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they've been saying for years that the pres has a big button to make the economy bad but we didnt listen

trump doing market manipulation should have been an easy prediction lol

these posts are kinda me saying how im becoming a full on recluse now so i unfortunately wont see the posts.

i would unfollow everyone but you tbh

i just unfollowed 200 people. if you were one, sorry

yall ever take a piss and be like:
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

has crab man said a slur yet?

3 hours of paul talking about how his god like powers are actually really suffocating, lessgoooo

mustard

as someone who has read over a hundred comics in a span of a month or so, this post didnt age well

i stopped reading actual literature and started reading picture books

elephant man had to be hung, right?

imagine being 500lbs

how long do i need to put my phone in the air frier til it’s cooked all the way?

i squash bugs

im the biggest narcissist.

my work keeps getting mad at me because ive faked my death 3 times this month and im about to do it again

it’s kinda crazy how the sky stopped falling the second i stopped looking up

may you find peace and prosperity, even in life's uncertain moments.

at this point, id rather die in my hole alone than have to read another opinion on a social media website.

walking up to a guy playing a piano:
so, you’re like, a penis?

“ground control to major steeeveeeeee”

you call it minecraft parody music
i just call it music

ive heard that little faces looking up at you in horror really does help

i read 2 books this year.
green eggs nd ham
and the infinite jest

me after being anywhere for longer than 30 seconds:
i really hate it here

“can you back up, i need to put in my pin”

here’s another post you dont care about. keep scrolling you fucking loser

got snubbed for best lesbian sex scene