mari🦋🌺

life is worth living again

Trump 2040

chat is it good when the authoritarian autocrat who attempted an insurrection is posting this

isn’t it fun to see your representatives run a MLM on national tv

They been lost the plot since like 10/7 lol

It’s ok to bribe the president when he’s on a break

if I was still in ny I would sit out this race it’s so cursed lmao

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Early exit polls suggest the new pope did particularly well with male voters aged 45-79.

laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE

Cassocks are red
Conclaves are dope
Wake up babe we got a

they are currently ignoring a supreme court decision and no one cares or is doing a single thing about it, its just so goddam infuriating

im so depressed by this stuff man

he’s literally committing treason

Amid all the other news, it's easy to become inured to the basic facts here. Öztürk:

-Is not accused of committing any crime

-Is nonviolent

-Was in this country legally

-Merely engaged in speech that the administration objects to

-Has been locked up for six weeks

A list of bad-news headlines wrapped up with an Atlantic article headlined “Why are young people everywhere so unhappy?”

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

Ironically there actually is a pretty fundamental criticism to level at the Democrats here and it's that they've been cowed by being too online and addicted to poll-testing into spending too much effort trying to chase irony-poisoned rageposters who will never love them back for being The Mom Party

Here is an otter snoot to start your day.

Trump somehow makes the left win the Papal election.

it's not unconnected! the writer at the Atlantic just blocks, mutes, or ignores the guy calling them the n-word, they engage with the annoying grad student communist, and people write about what they know.

The economy is already so bad that we’re all addicted to fentanyl and splitting each pill between 5 people.

This is a fucking wild thing to post

I’m genuinely convinced of this + social media also being another cause

This post is becoming truer by the day

What a difference a year can make to a cult.

I’m starting to think Howard Nutlick might not be completely sane.

and of course it’s cut off from ethan responding lolololololol

lol dumbasses think Sam won when all he did was just dismiss the serious antisemitism Ethan brings up

eat shit

miraculously found ways to be less online lately and I gotta say it does not make the news any better, you would think it’s more zen but it’s kind of like crossing a freeway blindfolded