@dildont.bsky.social
A collection of things you should probably not insert into your rectum. Send your submissions in DMs please.
entry plug
03.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
the Golden Ear award
24.09.2025 01:59 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
crucifix
02.09.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1no it isn't
03.06.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thrustmaster T.16000M FCS
02.06.2025 18:10 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0>not playing 5-color dragons in TDM
i hope i get matched against you cause that sounds like a free win 😏
put it in your deck instead
22.04.2025 09:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
dragonstorm globe
19.04.2025 21:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0this weird sword
07.04.2025 17:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
vial of dragonfire
15.03.2025 00:33 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
nail polish remover
10.03.2025 22:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0professor oak would be disappointed in you
08.03.2025 20:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
"Pokéballz" Dildo
08.03.2025 20:12 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
Aurora's wand
14.02.2025 22:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Common stinkhorn
14.01.2025 02:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Guinsoo's Rageblade
11.01.2025 20:37 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0we reached 100 followers today! 🥳
03.01.2025 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
giant 3-pound gummy worm
02.01.2025 10:49 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1
firework rockets
30.12.2024 16:28 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1
candy canes
26.12.2024 22:41 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
microneedling pen
19.12.2024 11:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
these league of legends items
12.12.2024 13:52 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
metal pipe
28.11.2024 10:38 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0cider cannot
27.11.2024 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
cider can
26.11.2024 12:14 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
Jayce's hammer
24.11.2024 00:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
gear shift stick
22.11.2024 14:11 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
test tube
19.11.2024 23:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
knitting needles
18.11.2024 01:38 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
your head
16.11.2024 10:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0