david✊

I added sriracha to my shin ramyun and it’s the spiciest thing I ever ate. It’s amazing.

"if i was in his position" you were a city councilor, quit, started a podcast, and are running to be annihilated by the Representative for the Boeing Company

kshama sawant:

Sorry 🤷‍♂️

As I hear it he almost certainly did though

The way I read this at first I thought you meant a convention for single nerds

i didn’t know “testing” was a synonym for “breaking” you learn something new every day ✨

Is the ground ok?

I did not realize it was the Stranger Things guy who hurt Lily Allen. I hope she sees him cry and it makes her smile.

Well maybe the knitting community of the Shetland islands can go FUCK ITSELF

"WEBSITE FOR 38 YEAR OLDS" in the style of Zohran Mamdani's campaign logo

bluesky branding refresh unveiled

map of America's "great red cities"

Hero.

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

LMAO Sick Cheney died???

If you are so immunocompromised that you are insisting everyone around you should mask outdoors in the year 2025, stay home. The left does enough catering to the personality disorders of its members.

I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.

i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.

People complain about the apps, and they are psychically damaging, but would you rather have to meet strangers in public? Not me, I’m a coward.

I beat the medical system by taking a substance I might be allergic to outside an ER and nothing happened. 😎

In 2009

Reflecting on the last decade, it’s actually fucking crazy that Bernie Sanders was a major political figure. He was a trivia question in my HS gov class.

again a reminder that the NYT leadership supports Cuomo *because* of his record of sexual harassment, not *despite* it. they have a strong interest in making sure that they and their friends can never again suffer the indignity of being held accountable by their inferiors.

Started doing this thing where I walk right out of the store empty-handed if the self-checkout gives me shit and there’s nobody to fix it immediately.

Bernie Sanders made some pretty ridiculous comments related to border security and how basically border security is necessary to have a nation. So was the U.S. not a nation prior to the manufactured border security panic? Because people were crossing that southern border fairly freely prior to then.

Ireland elects left-wing president in anti-government landslide Catherine Connolly’s lop-sided victory to be Ireland’s next head of state was accompanied by a surge in vandalized ballots from right-wing voters.

A triumph for the left in Ireland's presidential election: www.politico.eu/article/irel...

I identify with the Amy Poehler goth mom sketch way more than I should

They went crazy for Obama.

I will say, the libs were pretty cool during the Bush II era, and then went away. Can we keep them on board?

My mom wants to abolish ICE, and she’s a total normie Dem. Maybe something is happening?