Max

Kill them with kindness? WRONG! Kill them with fireball!

Swerrrd
#oc

Gaze into my orb

Dunmer posting cuz this is still one of my favorite recent oc concepts

#elderscrolls #oc

Sometimes I’m still here…

Stop being reasonable.

Go fucking feral.

1…..Adventure for Atari my beloved….

Two nude men are sitting on a couch in a room. In the centre of the room, on a carpet is a bucket of blood. One asks "hey man, why is there a bucket of blood in the centre of the room?" The other man says "I dunno. it came with the house." They pause for a second. The first man says "I thought that would be more of a conversation starter."

Now that I can play the Wilds beta:
As a DB main I find that perfect dodge mechanic like. Physically arousing holy fuck

Soda Cats

me when I'm at work: zzzzzz

me when I have to submit downtime actions for my weekend ttrpg game: "But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?"

NSFW? bold of you to assume i'm employed

Tired of condoms. That's why I finally laminated the damn thing.

I need to hire less compatible henchmen. They keep falling in love with each other and getting distracted from the murders.

"I dabble in card games," I exhale through the side of my mouth, tongue deep within my opponent.

Yugioh cards splayed across the table, game unlikely to end.

We are playing the tear mirror.

Tearlaments strongest 💪