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kelly (soup) jean

@souplife.bsky.social

Reader of tasteless books and prone to unsanctioned displays of whimsy. Soup enthusiast. Cat wrangler.

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It's in the 80s here today.
That's still soup weather

03.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo showing books read in January 2026: 28/150 Books read for reading challenge

Photo showing books read in January 2026: 28/150 Books read for reading challenge

Top Reads for January. Lots of time stuck indoors meant lots of time for reading.

31.01.2026 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black cat with big eyes staring off camera

Black cat with big eyes staring off camera

Guess who climbed in my pantry and nibbled holes into the plastic bags of rice.

30.01.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deleted my TikTok today. It's been weird over there since the sale went through.

29.01.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Action is the antidote to despair

26.01.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Charlotte_Stant - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

β€œWhy one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death,” an AO3 fic in which Isaac Chotiner interviews the guy who runs the lottery in Shirley Jackson’s β€œThe Lottery”, is astounding. archiveofourown.org/works/73396436

13.01.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1531    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 59
Reading challenge screenshot displaying 211 of 104 books read in 2025

Reading challenge screenshot displaying 211 of 104 books read in 2025

Who needs other hobbies when you have soup and books?

05.12.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Figuring out holiday plans for the day themselves is such an embarrassing experience as a single person. It always feels weird to glob onto another family's traditions for one day.
I've filled up the rest of the week with volunteer activities, but nothing for Thanksgiving itself.

16.11.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every drink poured is a double

11.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW: Talarico leads Allred by 6 points, 48% to 42%, despite facing a 28 point name ID deficit.

Without going up on air, Talarico was still able to surge 36 points in just 2 months, a feat attributable to a massive earned and social media presence.

07.11.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 530    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 22

Hosting my SouperBowl this weekend.
It's a thinly veiled excuse to get friends to bring me soups.

06.11.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I yearn for a political party where not endorsing Mamdani while praising Dick Cheney gets you automatically booted out

04.11.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9617    πŸ” 1341    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 41

I went to a haunted car wash tonight.
5 stars. Do recommend.

31.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Still out here hugging animals

19.10.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I made the mistake of looking him up online.
May I live a life where the world doesn't cheer for my death

12.10.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A stranger just proposed to me in front of these two

11.10.2025 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's all of social media. TikTok and Reels are particularly egregious

10.10.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"That's AI. It's not real," I whisper, ad nauseum.

10.10.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm hosting a SOUPer Bowl next month where we exchange soup recipes.

03.10.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ELEVEN IS TOO MANY

01.10.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I mean, look at the first page

28.09.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Book of Unusual Soups by Mary Chambers, held in a person's hand, 1930 print date

A Book of Unusual Soups by Mary Chambers, held in a person's hand, 1930 print date

A book made for me

28.09.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It's the best time of the year! Fat Bear Week is almost here!!!!

18.09.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost Fat Bear Week!! πŸŽ‰

11.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm just a cat

03.09.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Orange cat laying on a book

Orange cat laying on a book

Afternoon reading buddy.
JK. Obi continues to refuse to learn to read.

23.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Friendly reminder that not all opinions are created equal. I asked for local crab rangoon recommendations and someone with a straight face said "Cheesecake Factory."

16.08.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Five meetings today and zero soup

11.08.2025 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Super rude that I'm not a bear laying in a cold river full of salmon

06.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey kids, did you know if you pick this up from the cooler and change your mind about buying it, leaving it randomly in the store, it won't go back to the shelf for sale.

It's a part of food safety we should all observe. Don't pickup strange warm dairy products, especially if it that coffemate shit

06.08.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1252    πŸ” 576    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 17