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I did not enjoy the new way to introduce the charter guests. I don’t want to know anything more about them than what’s on their preference sheets and when they board. #BelowDeckDownUnder

26.02.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re awful

26.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh this is so sad

25.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching #RealityCheckAmericasNextTopModel documentary on #Netflix the way these women were tortured by the crew and judges, raped (I don’t care what you want to call it she was black out drunk) body shamed, Fuck Tyra, Fuck Janice, Fuck The J’s, Fuck Nigel and all of production

17.02.2026 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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17.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The faces Carl was trying VERY HARD to conceal while listening to Kyle’s bs were amazing. Kudos to him for fighting the good fight but I wouldn’t have been able to keep a straight face either #SummerHouse

11.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So if I’m getting this correct Kyle’s away most of the time (year) doing gigs and out partying. He shows up basically to film the show and wants to villainize Amanda for no longer embracing and covering up 10 years of drunken behavior and cheating? Get bent man #SummerHouse

11.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who knew? Two years in a row still team dorit over here. Kyle is a shit friend #RHOBH

06.02.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree wholeheartedly. Which is another good reason for her to move to NY

05.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Venita needs to move up here to NY get cast on In the City and start fresh. She’s spending WAY too much time hating on Craig. Is it wasted time? Nah he sucks but I think she would be more interesting and happy. #SouthernCharm

05.02.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whitner β€œI don’t want any god damn fireworks in front of my parents”. I call bs sir I think they want to see the freak show why else would they allow you all to come? #SouthernCharm

05.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Austen & Craig with the constant fighting while continuing to silently advertise the bar/ restaurant they just opened together makes me give a little side eye to the β€œreality” of it all. #SouthernCharm

05.02.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a Kyle translator:

I’ve spent one weekend with my wife for the last six months but now that I’m back on tv I want folks to think I’m the good guy in this relationship and haven’t spent years (before dj’ing) cheating on her so I’ll look and sound sad. #SummerHouse

05.02.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not this one

02.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giselle and Ashley have been doing too much this season but right here right now? They’re right. I KNOW they’ll be dining out in this the rest of the season and the reunion but they’re not wrong here #RHOP

19.01.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kierna acting like no water and excessive heat is something she would be tolerating is complete bull. #RHOP

19.01.2026 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need Venus to cut three inches of hair and get a deep conditioning treatment to make his hair more beautiful #VanderpumpRules

07.01.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Chris and Jason #VanderpumpRules #VPR

07.01.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah sadly it’s a too little too late situation

06.01.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shocker! They’re all criminals

27.12.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh me too! I especially enjoy how much it pisses Ashley and Gizelle off too

24.12.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Merry Christmas everyone!

24.12.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good luck today!

23.12.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too she’s perfect for the show

23.12.2025 12:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What type of parents raised you to shit in the shower? Fucking disgusting animals. #BELOWDECKMED

23.12.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll catch it tomorrow online but what a bummer

23.12.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Joshua from #BelowDeckMed or Ringi Starrs illegitimate love child? πŸ€”

23.12.2025 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My freaking DVR didn’t record it! Grrrr

23.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Angel getting ready to have her moment with β€œnobody will be disrespectful to me in my home”. Girl why not just throw them out now instead of making them fly to Colorado? You get offended by fly farts. You’re doing too much! #RHOP

23.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh I think I’ll pause below deck and watch!

23.12.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0