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So wise that you fart from it

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"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!"(β Β β κˆβ α΄—β κˆβ )πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€
#AudreyHepburn #quotes #gif

17.02.2026 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€πŸ€
#AudreyHepburn #quotes #gif

17.02.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Know that you are under surveillance 24/7 (flies, midges, and bugs are spying on you on every corner)πŸͺ°

17.02.2026 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Humorous eraser for acne 2 Hard version
(Humorous but functional)

Rub a cotton pad with soap, then dip it in table salt and rub the skinπŸ§‚

16.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Humorous eraser for acne 1
(Humorous but functional)

Dip a bar of hard soap in table salt and rub the skin.πŸ§‚

16.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If life gives you lemons, rub them on your armpits.πŸ‹

15.02.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you can't be kind, kiss a toadπŸ’‹

15.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That you're too good that you even farted in my coffee, handsome?😁

15.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fitness is achieved by walking from the sofa to the refrigerator with dumbbells in your hands.πŸ’ͺ

15.02.2026 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catch a spider and kiss it, it will bring you good luck, better if it was a tarantula, then you will have a lot of luckπŸ•·οΈπŸ•ΈοΈ

15.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you don't want to clean, lose money in the apartment, then you'll have toπŸ€‘

15.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Place aloe on the windowsill, it will replace all your care products.πŸ™‚

15.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Set a timer for five minutes and see how many squats you can do in that time. I do a thousand...pulsations.πŸ˜†

15.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People don't like beetles, but they know that one day they will take revenge.πŸ™ƒ

15.02.2026 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever said hello to a ladybug in your life?🐞

15.02.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right now, spin around your axis a thousand times at high speed, and you will understand what it is like to go round☺️

15.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not taking revenge at all, I just accidentally hit you in the nose with my fist a few times.πŸ‘Š

15.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask the waiter not to fart in your food.🍜

15.02.2026 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As sad as it may sound, you crushed another ant today during your walk, but not just one, but more.🐜

15.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scorpio looked at the man and said, "I'll finish it tomorrow."

15.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a spider in your shoe.πŸ•·οΈ

15.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's a fly in my soup, but it's so delicious.πŸͺ°

15.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you ever asked a lobster for a favor? They sense everything.

15.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Support the beetles, you'll find a responseπŸͺ²

15.02.2026 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To paint your lips with your finger, try just rubbing them with your finger.

15.02.2026 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Scrub your lips with sugar marmaladeπŸ‘„

15.02.2026 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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