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The Bullpen Ghost

@bullpenghost.bsky.social

Satire/Parody by salty Royals fan. Based in Asia. Offering unsolicited advice on baseball and life. Occasionally dunk on other sports. I was born on second base because of a throwing error.

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I came to KCI once in February, 10:30 PM, 30-ish degrees. Company driver came up so I started to load my stuff.

He: Are you D——?

Me: No, I’m ——.

He: Sorry, I’m supposed to pick up D——.

And he left me there.

27.02.2026 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a kitten is sitting on a table with a remote control in the background and saying please please . ALT: a kitten is sitting on a table with a remote control in the background and saying please please .

More posts for ghosts please. Don’t forget us just because we’re dead

27.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A bag of potato chips from The Billy Goat Chip Company, Saint Louis, Missouri

A bag of potato chips from The Billy Goat Chip Company, Saint Louis, Missouri

OUAT I had this bag of chips. A St. Louis company calling something Billy Goat is an S-Tier troll of the Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social @cardinals.com

26.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who you think you are? I AM

26.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OK, KO (it’s different on reverse)

26.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Robo-ump overturns 5 straight pitches, a breakdown
YouTube video by Jomboy Media Robo-ump overturns 5 straight pitches, a breakdown

If I were an ump I would want the high score of overturned calls

youtu.be/B_JqO5Az6Zc?...

26.02.2026 23:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@bodoglimt.bsky.social Bodø/Glimt have the same color scarves as @nashvillesc.bsky.social

25.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@miq.moe

25.02.2026 07:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I won’t root for Bodø/Glimt because God hates me but it sure would be awesome if they kept winning

25.02.2026 07:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looking great!

(I’m already in hell so I can lie)

07.02.2026 09:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So Carlos Beltrán got in the HOF. Here’s hoping 🤞 for the other half of Dos Carlos (Febles aka Feebles) #formerfriendalert #Royals

21.01.2026 01:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The #ESPN guys told us Ole Miss or UGA was next up approximately 5000 times

01.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Teams with a bye are 0–5. Time to start talking about a #CFP #ByeCurse

01.01.2026 03:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just say you suck at baking pies man. It’s okay

25.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It would be kinda funny if Hunter Pence and Alex Gordon made the HOF at the same time #WorldSeries2014 #HatetheGiants

18.11.2025 09:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Looks like my guy couldn’t make it in the superior American League

12.11.2025 09:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@miq.moe

12.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is third World Series MVP with an alliterative name (Stephen Strasburg, Freddy Freeman) but the first such born in Japan

03.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you hate my man Salvy, eh?

02.11.2025 04:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a Royals fan I will always consider Bumgarner a cussword

02.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not her (or any her hehe) but you can cry to me

02.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s 1:00 pm in my time zone so I am

02.11.2025 04:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It was either gonna be the first repeat win in 25 years or the first walk-off win in 24 years. Too bad it was the former

02.11.2025 04:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Redeeming his namesake after the Oscar Slap?

02.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t cuss during this game because I am following Gameday at church #WorldSeriesGame7

02.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is a wild thumbnail in Bottom 3rd down 3-0 showing Dodgers celebrating

01.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna go bet me a dollar on White Sox v Rockies

31.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MAGAs are afraid of empowered females too

31.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“The first thing we do, let’s k!ll all the lawyers.” —Henry VI, pt 2, 4.2.76–77

30.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only MAGAs are afraid of drag shows

30.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0