I came to KCI once in February, 10:30 PM, 30-ish degrees. Company driver came up so I started to load my stuff.
He: Are you D——?
Me: No, I’m ——.
He: Sorry, I’m supposed to pick up D——.
And he left me there.
@bullpenghost.bsky.social
Satire/Parody by salty Royals fan. Based in Asia. Offering unsolicited advice on baseball and life. Occasionally dunk on other sports. I was born on second base because of a throwing error.
I came to KCI once in February, 10:30 PM, 30-ish degrees. Company driver came up so I started to load my stuff.
He: Are you D——?
Me: No, I’m ——.
He: Sorry, I’m supposed to pick up D——.
And he left me there.
More posts for ghosts please. Don’t forget us just because we’re dead
27.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A bag of potato chips from The Billy Goat Chip Company, Saint Louis, Missouri
OUAT I had this bag of chips. A St. Louis company calling something Billy Goat is an S-Tier troll of the Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social @cardinals.com
26.02.2026 23:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who you think you are? I AM
26.02.2026 23:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0OK, KO (it’s different on reverse)
26.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I were an ump I would want the high score of overturned calls
youtu.be/B_JqO5Az6Zc?...
@bodoglimt.bsky.social Bodø/Glimt have the same color scarves as @nashvillesc.bsky.social
25.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@miq.moe
25.02.2026 07:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I won’t root for Bodø/Glimt because God hates me but it sure would be awesome if they kept winning
25.02.2026 07:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Looking great!
(I’m already in hell so I can lie)
So Carlos Beltrán got in the HOF. Here’s hoping 🤞 for the other half of Dos Carlos (Febles aka Feebles) #formerfriendalert #Royals
21.01.2026 01:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The #ESPN guys told us Ole Miss or UGA was next up approximately 5000 times
01.01.2026 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Teams with a bye are 0–5. Time to start talking about a #CFP #ByeCurse
01.01.2026 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just say you suck at baking pies man. It’s okay
25.11.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would be kinda funny if Hunter Pence and Alex Gordon made the HOF at the same time #WorldSeries2014 #HatetheGiants
18.11.2025 09:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks like my guy couldn’t make it in the superior American League
12.11.2025 09:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@miq.moe
12.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yoshinobu Yamamoto is third World Series MVP with an alliterative name (Stephen Strasburg, Freddy Freeman) but the first such born in Japan
03.11.2025 15:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0So you hate my man Salvy, eh?
02.11.2025 04:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As a Royals fan I will always consider Bumgarner a cussword
02.11.2025 04:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not her (or any her hehe) but you can cry to me
02.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s 1:00 pm in my time zone so I am
02.11.2025 04:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was either gonna be the first repeat win in 25 years or the first walk-off win in 24 years. Too bad it was the former
02.11.2025 04:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Redeeming his namesake after the Oscar Slap?
02.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t cuss during this game because I am following Gameday at church #WorldSeriesGame7
02.11.2025 04:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is a wild thumbnail in Bottom 3rd down 3-0 showing Dodgers celebrating
01.11.2025 01:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gonna go bet me a dollar on White Sox v Rockies
31.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0MAGAs are afraid of empowered females too
31.10.2025 00:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“The first thing we do, let’s k!ll all the lawyers.” —Henry VI, pt 2, 4.2.76–77
30.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only MAGAs are afraid of drag shows
30.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0